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These crayfish are cray!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/7w19xx/snails_arent_the_only_adrenaline_junkies/

@megfault

In exactly six hours, the world's most powerful rocket, Falcon Heavy, will launch. Payload: A Tesla Roadster. Target: Heliocentric orbit. The reason: Because we can.

The launch can be viewed here: http://www.spacex.com/webcast

They're multiplying. Help me.

#shrimpposting

Whoever designed this toilet paper must hate sheep somethin' fierce.

That gunner's hair in the muzzle blast at 6:36 is majestic AF.

Warning: Video is of a *very* large gun.

https://youtu.be/T7fhBm1ouSU

Working on a customer PC. Complaint: "My internet is slow. "

Diagnosis: 17 toolbars, part of a spam botnet, and two crypto miners fighting over every single CPU cycle.

I hate tech support.

If any of you ever wanted to wish me luck, now is the time to do it.

#vaguetweeting
#BecauseReasons

OH: "Du bist ein XXL-Teddy"
#hsbleaks

So an Anker power supply just failed me by not performing as advertised. The box said 2.4 amps per port, yet the Raspi is constantly complaining about power issues.

Didn't expect that at all, Anker stuff is usually top notch.

My 5yo daughter just gave me a "laptop" she made for me. On one hand, it's sweet. On the other, this may be her way of saying that I spend too much time in front of a screen.

So I just found this. Someone wrote an actual engineering paper on the aerodynamics of anime breasts.

I'm not sure if I should cackle madly or sob in the corner.

https://np.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/7ra71j/so_i_wrote_a_research_paper_to_prove_whether_or/

Okay, I forgot who it was, but someone liked the idea of a hot that delivers memes/image macros on command. Maybe they will see this.

I found it: https://botsin.space/@McMemeBot

I propose a new SI unit for length: The Baby Shrimp.

It:s equivalent to roughly 5 millimeters.