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Nette Zufallsbekanntschaft:
"Wir sollten in Kontakt bleiben."
Ich: "Hast Du vielleicht #Facebook oder #WhatsApp?"
NZ (freudestrahlend): "Beides!"
Ich: "Dann kann ich Dir leider weder Telefonnummer noch Emailadresse geben."

Ende

*slowly pushes a floppy disk off the edge of a table*

A propos obscure units. What about a "buttload"?
Glad you asked:

buttload (plural buttloads)
(obsolete, Britain, West Country)
A regional English measure of capacity of a heavy cart (a butt), containing 6 seams, or 48 bushels, equivalent to 384 gallons (1746 liters).

/cc @AndiS ;)

"Im Augenblick sind Spitznamen die einzigen richtigen Namen, die wir haben."

- Henry David Thoreau, Vom Spazieren

Hinweis: Dieses Essay ist aus dem Jahre 1862 und damit lange vor der Entstehung der Internets datiert.

Wishing warmth and safety to everyone caught in the polar vortex.

"Once a person enters Ardor Forest," the bard said, "they never leave. Few want to, but those who try wander for ever."
"If nobody leaves," a child asked, "who told you?"
"I am a story," said the bard and turned into a flock of starlings. "Stories can travel anywhere."
#Cassoland #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"Verflauscht und zugenäht - Kuscheltier Reparatur" Wäre doch ein schöner Name :)

time to log into the online and moonsplain to Buzz Aldrin

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chaos.social

chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
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