humble bundle, region locking, irony Show more

if you are having a thought that is making you sad i will chase it away for you!
*runs around you jumping and batting at the air a lot*
go away! grrr!

Ich könnte Euch jetzt was über Zeitreisen erzählen ...

... aber das habt ihr mir ja schon 2019 nich geglaubt ... *seufz

me taking all my electronic devices out of the airport security bin after being scanned

{:~ Worried mastodon
[°]~ Cyborg mastodon
m~ Facepalming mastodon
:~* Mastodon kiss

:~- Mastodon having a cold
P~ Pirate mastodon
|:~ Serious mastodon
~: Nodotsam

:~ Mastodon
:'~ Sad mastodon
B~ Cool mastodon
0:~ Holy mastodon

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Today's educational research:

The skulls of your enemies *are* dishwasher-safe, IF AND ONLY IF you turn off the heat cycle.

@zauberlaus_ Vacum Decay wäre ein super name für eine Pysiker Metall Band

Ein Paddel mit der Aufschrift "Spank you very much" schenkt man am besten zu Spanks Giving.

Mir wird irgendwie schlecht…

„NodeOS is a lightweight operating system using Node.js as userspace. NodeOS is an operating system built entirely in Javascript and using npm as it’s package manager.“

"Oh no, anarchists! Look, they're building a society based on mutual aid. Call the police!"

If you see this toot, drink a glass of water and boost 🥤 It's hot across Europe at the moment, stay hydrated!

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