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Basil prepares for this weekend's snowstorm
#catsodon #cats

(He did this all himself)

*lach*
Die Polizei Brandenburg fahndet nach einer MAC-Adresse.
polizei.brandenburg.de/pressem

Zitat:
"Anhand dieser Adresse ist jedes Gerät genau identifizierbar. Es existieren keine zwei technischen Geräte, die dieselbe MAC-Adresse besitzen."

Und jetzt alle so:

$ ifconfig eth0 down
$ macchanger -m f8:e0:79:af:57:eb eth0
$ ifconfig eth0 up
$ macchanger -s eth0

"Cyber-Abwehrzentrum plus."

Aber plus WAS?

... plus Motel.

... plus extra Käse.

... plus Omega-3-Fettsäuren.

...plus 20% extra?

Ich glaube wir werden es nie herausfinden. 😥

Ihr kennt das: Ihr sitzt im grün beleuchteten Raum, wollt eigentlich euren unformatierten JS-Code in Ordnung bringen und habt sogar schon ein bisschen reingezoomt, aber es ist super schwierig, weil die rechte Seite des Bildschirms sich nicht scharf stellen lässt.

"Nitrogen triiodide is also notable for being the only known chemical explosive that detonates when exposed to alpha particles and nuclear fission products"

wtf ist das geil

RT: @pixeljoint@twitter.com
The latest official Pixel Joint isometric collab "Pirates of the ISObbean" has just ended after 16 months!
The final image can be seen here: pixeljoint.com/forum/forum_pos
Read more: pixeljoint.com/2018/08/13/5693
Thanks to everyone who participated in this collab!

"MERE ACCUMULATION OF OBSERVATIONAL EVIDENCE IS NOT PROOF"

- Death in "Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

The knight looked at the purring pile, and turned to the dragon.
"You hoard cats?"
"Aren't they sweet?"
"You can't sleep on a hoard of cats!"
"Of course not. They usually sleep on me."
"You are their hoard?"
"Why so concerned with labels?"
"I don't want to fight you."
"So don't."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

omfg the European Commission actually has a long ass list of debunkings of bullshit the UK media has said about the EU

blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/e

@climagic another great part of documentation is this section in the xorg.conf manpage.

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