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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. #geek #humor twitter.com/brenankeller/statu

Aaand right before travelling my phone does a complete user data reset... Thanks! :-/

I guess I wanted to set up a new phone anyway...

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@vanitasvitae has been going through our app list looking for changelogs. Perhaps you'd like to help them! See blog.jabberhead.tk/2018/11/30/ for details.

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There's been some progress in producing actual free software builds of the Android SDK. We'll need some help tp bring it over the finish line: forum.f-droid.org/t/call-for-h
#foss #fdroid #android

@exodus I always get an error "Unable to download the APK" when trying to submit an app: cn.myhand.smartlock

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And if you'd like #TWIF to continue as it is, it needs your help more than ever! Its primary author had a drastic reduction in spare time, and needs help making up the difference.

App authors! App users! Do you like to see your (favorite) app featured in TWIF? Make sure F-Droid knows where its changelogs are!

Please see forum.f-droid.org/t/twif-needs

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An NPM package with 2,000,000 weekly downloads had malicious code injected into it. No one knows what the malicious code does yet.

(via 🐦gerybernhardt)

github.com/dominictarr/event-s

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it should be illegal for schools to force having accounts on non-privacy-respecting platforms

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Everyone's favourite screensaver collection is now available from #fdroid!

XScreenSaver (Standard screen saver collection shipped on most Linux and Unix systems) - f-droid.org/app/org.jwz.xscree

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Dear internet, please stop making videos to tell me things that could be adequately explained in one paragraph of text.

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Es gibt so viel tolle Software da draußen, die von Menschen in ihrer Freizeit entwickelt wird. Oft ist diese sogar frei und quelloffen. Schaut doch mal nach, ob ihr deren Entwicklerinnen mit ein paar Euro, einem Bugreport, einem Patch, einer Idee oder etwas Lob supporten könnt!

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Android Patchday: Mit den November-Updates hat Google einige kritische Sicherheitslücken geschlossen, die unter anderem die komplette Geräteübernahme zulassen - auch das Media Framework wurde zum wiederholten Mal ausgebessert.

Wer kann: (Sicherheits-)Updates zeitnah einspielen!

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@imacrea

If you use Instagram and your friends join Flickr instead, you'll have to move to Flickr or you'll lose contact with your friends.

If you use Pixelfed and your friends join Anfora... that's fine, because you can still follow each other as these platforms federate together through ActivityPub.

If any part of the ActivityPub network grows, all the platforms on the network get a bigger audience and all members get more potential friends.

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Remember. Western society tries hard to make us cold and ruthless. An act of kindness is an act of rebellion.

Go. Rebel.

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The Japanese word for teapot is kyusu, written as 急須. Amusingly, those two characters individually mean sudden (急) and mandatory (須), which is the sort of attitude I usually have where tea is concerned.

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