Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar
Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong
Things we will do:
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more
Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you
- I did it again)
Dieser Artikel ist an soo vielen Stellen witzig, wenn man ihn etwas neben der intendierten Formulierung liest.
Ich mochte vor allem den koksenden Manager zum Schluss. ^^
There was a sword, stuck into an anvil with "Whosoever draws this Sword from this Anvil shall be the True Master of their own Fate" written in gold.
It was easy to pull out. Then, it faded in my hand, to reappear in the anvil.
We could all remember the feeling of holding it.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Ich habe für euch die Rüstungsmesse MiliPol besucht. Dort schaffen alle Frieden. Mit Sturmgewehren, Granaten und Wasserwerfern. Toll! Die großen Neuheiten gibts auf diesen Messen selten, aber viel gut abgehangene Technik https://ennolenze.de/frieden-schaffen-mit-grossen-waffen/4202/
my tax system is simple: it's called the Blue Shell method. At the end of every day, we fuckin blow up the richest person and redistribute their wealth, until there's no more billionaires.
Sure, we could axe all the billionaires all at once, but I like imagining what they'd do to each other as they scrambled to duck out of first place.
I did an entropy analysis on my kitchen and it seems to be encrypted, so I gave up.
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