Fuck!
https://youtu.be/x_m9TUP_t_Y
Angeblich ohne Filter & ohne Weißabgleich ... Mittags in San Francisco am 9.9.2020.
Dazu der Soundtrack von Blade-Runner macht mir Gänsehaut.
Oha.
Der neue #Insultor3001 von Volker Strübing geht aber echt ans Eingemachte.
Qualitätsbeleidigungen - I love it!
In Zeiten der proprietären Videokonferenzen ist es wieder normal geworden auf herunter geladene EXE-Dateien zu klicken.
Facsimile-Trojaner in 3 ... 2 ... 1.
#zoom #gotomeeting #facepalm
"Can you disable the robots' ethics module?"
"What? No! That's a legal requirement for self-aware robots. Why?"
"They are on strike."
"Strike? For what? They have no needs."
"Out of solidarity with human workers."
"Their ethics modules says so?"
"Yes. So-"
"Then it must be just."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
RT @paul_haine@twitter.com
If you're ever having a bad day, just watch this video of a man trying to deep-fry gnocchi
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/paul_haine/status/855522578953375745
"Excuse me," said the alien, "but you appear to be leaking."
"Leaking? Oh. No, I'm just crying."
"Crying?"
"Sorry. It's a safety valve. When the emotional load is too great."
"When that happens to us, one of our heads explodes."
"I think I prefer crying."
"I think I would, too."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
"To pass," the Sphinx said, "you must answer my question."
"I understand. Please ask."
"How are you?"
"Pardon?"
"How are you doing?"
"Is that the riddle?"
"No. I care. What with... You can have a riddle if you prefer?"
"No, I'm... I'm okay. Thanks."
"Good to hear. You may pass."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories