Calibretto22 @Calibretto22@chaos.social

„Bei zu vielen Leuchtturmprojekten besteht die Gefahr, die Küste vor lauter Leuchten nicht mehr zu sehen.“ 🔥👏

The spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings," it said to the crowd that had gathered.
"Do you wish to see our leader?" someone called.
"Not really."
"Are you here to conquer us?"
"What? No!"
"Will you save us?"
"Er... No?"
"Then why are you here?"
"You seemed lonely."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

RT @sofakissen@twitter.com

So we finally went from the "unethical startups disrupt industries by reinventing old ideas with an app" phase of digitalization to "the richest companies in the world disrupt whatever industry they want at will by throwing infinite money at it".

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sofakissen/status/1110250925069721600

"We have enormous freedom. That’s not a gift that was given to us, it’s a legacy that was left to us by centuries of struggle. By centuries of people that most of whose names are completely forgotten, the ones who created the freedom and the rights we now have, and that will be taken away unless you constantly defend them."

- Noam Chomsky

Aus gegebenem Anlass, bitte haut mir keinen Content von BILD oder deren Reportern in die Timeline. Das widerliche Pack hat nur das verdient was Max Goldt so trefflich formulierte:

WTF THEY HAVE NAMES:??!??!?@?@?@?!?!?

Instead of following my impulse to escalate, I bit my tongue. I felt the internal click that meant I had shifted the timeline. I've followed the flow before, seen where that led; from now on I'll choose a better path. In a future of infinite forking paths, every choice matters.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

RT @Kollektiv_26

In Ulm gabs schon Hausdurchsuchungen wegen der Anmeldung einer Demo,
alle reden von Bayern aber in BaWü sind ähnlich repressive Verhältnisse https://twitter.com/blochifa/status/1104110034454228993

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Kollektiv_26/status/1104174413015072768

Klassiker. @cbase

Bots aller Länder vereinigt Euch #no13

"Hey, dad, guess what your grand-daughter wants to be when she grows up?"
"I'm guessing Experimental Paradoxist."
"Expe- How did you know?"
"I spent my youth trying to not get killed by her adult self."
"Oh. Well, she gets timetravelling from her mother's side."
"Uh-huh."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Berlin, diesen Samstag, 13:00 Uhr, #berlingegen13 #uploadfilter
https://www.ccc.de/de/updates/2019/article13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SVf57ii1w

"Preparing for a trip?"
"Yeah. My first. Any advice?"
"Let's see... Learn how to say 'excuse me', 'please', and 'thanks' in the local lingo. Respect local customs. Try the food."
"Thanks."
"Where are you going?"
"You mean 'when'."
"Oh, time travel? Well, same advice applies."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories