Calibretto22 @Calibretto22@chaos.social

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"Can you disable the robots' ethics module?"
"What? No! That's a legal requirement for self-aware robots. Why?"
"They are on strike."
"Strike? For what? They have no needs."
"Out of solidarity with human workers."
"Their ethics modules says so?"
"Yes. So-"
"Then it must be just."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"Excuse me," said the alien, "but you appear to be leaking."
"Leaking? Oh. No, I'm just crying."
"Crying?"
"Sorry. It's a safety valve. When the emotional load is too great."
"When that happens to us, one of our heads explodes."
"I think I prefer crying."
"I think I would, too."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"To pass," the Sphinx said, "you must answer my question."
"I understand. Please ask."
"How are you?"
"Pardon?"
"How are you doing?"
"Is that the riddle?"
"No. I care. What with... You can have a riddle if you prefer?"
"No, I'm... I'm okay. Thanks."
"Good to hear. You may pass."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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