ive invented a new kind of website that works without internet. called an exe
I was lying here in bed and something caught my eye
My pen is fucking planking?
How did this pen end up balanced in such an unnatural position when I definition didn't put it down deliberately and I've been sleeping next to it and such?
I poked it and found that the clip is stuck to a magnet in the tablet case on which it rests :3
The Moment you feel old is, when, your younger sister tells you that she is going to become grandma.
My uncertainty if it is written "Grey" or "Gray" did not get any better from adding another fifty shades
My Grandad's advice for safe driving was: "Always remember you're controlling a potentially lethal weapon". I think it helped me to take driving even more seriously.
Perhaps it's good advice for us technologists too...
"Always remember you're programming a potential platform for bullying and harassment".
"Always remember you're designing a potential system for mass surveillance".
"Always remember you're deploying a potential tool for mass social unrest".
Rule of thumb: If the talking smurf only whispers, the communication is quite secure
When you are explaining the security aspects of Signal to your parents, be prepared for the question : "But can I send those talking smurfs with it?"
Immer zu dritt sie sind. Ein König und seine Kollegen.