My new testing notebook for VoidLinux and musl libc ❤️

Still searching for proper credential management solutions. A wishlist (might contradict):

- self hostable
- cluster-TPM backed
- permission delegation system for accessing keys
- airgap
- encrypted backup system (to s3, sftp, or similar)
- assisted or automatic credential change

Ich lass immer "Cypress Hill - Lowrider" laufen, wenn ich mir meinen elektrischen Schreibtisch einstelle.

Heute war die Nahles bei Mediamarkt um nen kaputten USB-Stick umzutauschen.

Später kam sie mit nem Plasmafernseher raus und freute sich, dass sie 20 Euro Rabatt drauf bekommen hat.

TIL: OpenVPN-P2P does not work over an Amazon ELB.

Big news is big: Linus takes a break from maintaining the Linux Kernel and I welcome that decision. You job as a maintainer is to make yourself expendable. This is a nice benchmark on how well he did.

Wow! Linus apologized and wants to change:
“My flippant attacks in emails have been
both unprofessional and uncalled for. Especially at times when I made
it personal. (…) I know now this was not OK and I am truly sorry.”

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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