I just unlocked my phone with one of my nipples. Turns out you can add them as "fingerprints"

@HackyScientress heck yeah! I tried my nose but it wouldn't accept that.

oh wow ill do that, too. i only type with my nipples sometimes

@HackyScientress Had the same idea a day ago ๐Ÿ˜ but was too lazy to try


I didn't realize nipple prints are unique, too. ๐Ÿ˜…

@MapAmore Well it's also tissue that grows so it will be unique. The question is how unique resp. uniquely identifiably.
I also have to add that it doesn't work very well, like 1/5 times or so.

@HackyScientress Introducing the new Titty-Print Lock~

Unlock your phone by trying to nurse it like a mother nurses her baby.


@HackyScientress you managed to do it?! i tried several times, but it never worked

@leip4Ier I don't know, a lot of trial and error. I tried it again today and could not get it to work again.

@HackyScientress does it unlock with the other nipple too? I mean without registering that one (i.e. are the nipples similar enough?)

@qwazix I could not get it to work at all with my other nipple. And even if I'm pretty sure that they would be recognized differently.

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