Dear game devs: tit cup armor isn't JUST hilariously ugly, it's also unsafe and utterly ludicrous. Until you start lovingly molding massive, perfectly-fitted codpieces leave off with the tit cups please and thank!

@MmeLibertine here's what actual boob armor looks like, in the form of a fencing female chest protector.

not too sexy, really

@Robby Yup. I mean obv we need some sort of protection. But a massive crease to ensure you know the person does indeed have two disparate tits is just ridiculous and can result in massive damage to the sternum/chest/etc. Look at this shit.

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