@WAHa_06x36 soon to be replaced by either a haunted pencil from the 18th century or a sentient mop that went to oxbridge
Auf jeden Arsch passt ein Eimer. https://www.sueddeutsche.de/medien/jan-fleischhauer-spiegel-focus-1.4436425
Hab ich jetzt unterbewusst Urlaub genommen zum Serienstart der letzten Staffel von #GoT? Ich rede mir mal ein, dass es nicht so ist.
scientists: dinosaurs had feathers
jk rowling: -frowning- snape was Good, Actually
scientists: -bristling- velociraptors were very smol
jk rowling: -gets on a podium- Nagini was a Korean woman
scientists: -sweating- dinosaurs sounded like pussies!!
jk rowling: -yelling- DUMBLEDORE WAS A FUCKIN WEEB
@spookcentral i hate it when changing the channel on my samsung smart tv activates my brain implant and i accidentally assassinate a presidential candidate
backend developer (php, java)
Toots as he pleases!
You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism.
El psy kongroo.
chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
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