scientists: dinosaurs had feathers
jk rowling: -frowning- snape was Good, Actually
scientists: -bristling- velociraptors were very smol
jk rowling: -gets on a podium- Nagini was a Korean woman
scientists: -sweating- dinosaurs sounded like pussies!!
jk rowling: -yelling- DUMBLEDORE WAS A FUCKIN WEEB
@spookcentral i hate it when changing the channel on my samsung smart tv activates my brain implant and i accidentally assassinate a presidential candidate
@Gargron edited that video of Richard Spencer getting punched but Richard Spencer has text over his face that says "Twitter" and the punching hero has "Mastodon" and have the tweet say joinmastodon.org
ugh does the main character REALLY have to be gay?? why do you have to make a statement?
compare it to THIS game, where the main character is just straight. they just have a wife and there's no statement or anything in the way that everyone who plays it is forced to be straight and that this is seen as the standard by society which itself is ALSO in no way a statement or message
Nachher kommt #UPS mit was anderem. Von denen bin ich anderes gewohnt. Entsprechend bin ich gespannt 😏.
Neun dumme Ideen, um #Fahrverbote zu verhindern
Städte wollen Fahrverbote unbedingt verhindern. Heraus kommen bizarre Ideen...
1. Dreckige Luft absaugen
2. Dieselautos um Messstationen herumleiten
3. Grenzwerte lockern
4. Grenzwerte überprüfen
5. Lieber vor Gericht klagen als politisch handeln
6. An die Selbstverpflichtungen der Autobauer glauben
7. Für Umtausch werben
8. Kläger angreifen
9. Eine Kommission gründen
backend developer (php, java)
Toots as he pleases!
You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism.
El psy kongroo.
chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
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