Jannis @Xjs@chaos.social

Hi! I'm Jannis. (26, he/him, cis). I live in Heidelberg and work as a software engineer/SRE in Frankfurt am Main. I enjoy beautiful things. #introductions

Current example #2: I opened a browser and entered chaos.social. Since I had no internet connection, the browser displayed »the web page is not available«. When the train rode into a region where connectivity was restored, a *reload* wouldn't load the web page but continued to deliver the error message for a few minutes!

Current example #1: I sat on the train home from work, and opened the Wi-Fi menu of my computer (an Apple brand one). It took almost half a minute until the Wi-Fi networks from home disappeared.

I think we're caching way too much.

#27plus48 causes so much more reactions than anything else I've posted here. I'll have to mute the tab for a while.

What happens in your head when you do 27+48?

I do 7 + 8 = 15, 20 + 40 = 60, 60 + 15 = 75.

#27plus48

I'm going to see Tool live tonight.

Or did I just miss the memo?

Everybody talks about how capitalism is in its late stages, but why don't literally hordes with pitchforks go to the billionaires and hold them hostage? Where is the fucking revolution?

Das sind doch genau die Leute, von denen ich meine Bewerbungsunterlagen anschauen lassen will.

Github is telling me: »Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about refactored-meme?«

Sehr laut sprechende Gelegenheitsreise, und der Akku der ANC-Kopfhörer hat nur mehr 10% Ladung. Wünscht mir Glück.

I got fed up with always misremembering the syntax of xargs, or getting the semantics of shell for loops wrong across different shells. https://github.com/Xjs/foreach-line

Another fix would be to use 24-hour time already, despite my English lessons having taught me differently. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯