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Hello! This is your one and only warning that this will be PURELY SHITPOSTING AND VENTING!

Considered yourself warned!

With that out of the way: welcome, to my personal hell! 💚

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Also, this post gave someone their CATSONA, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Well, finally managed to get this ABI stuff out of my head. We've got a lot of work to do if we don't want legacy things to collapse under their own weight: thephd.dev/binary-banshees-dig

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anyone know of any interesting ELF binary patching tricks? like LD_PRELOAD but u got root access and wanna make things permanent

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Had you prioritized anyone other than your own selfish gains, you would not be in a situation where you juiced 'n' gassed up a nazi. If you cared about anyone other than white cishets and made that part of your guiding principles and not just something you tell yourself at dinner time, you would've not been the target when it came time to transition / come out of the closet.

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I toned it down as much as I could in the video, but I really want to emphasize: if you're doing business with Nazis for several years saying "well, I can keep them around, it won't affect me", it should not be a surprise when those Nazis turn on you and try to subjugate you.

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You can't claim to be providing a safe place for people on here and harbor racists. End of story.

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If you can't kick the racists of your instance, you shouldn't have an instance. Period.

I've been a mod, I know its tough, but you have a responsibility to your users. Fuck.

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With everything going back to being in-person I've lost the ability to register for most classes since they're not remote anymore.

Kinda sucks. :/

I mean, I'll take the W but it's kinda ass if I want to be honest with everyone.

At least on the bright side, I'll get to do a cool technical keynote better since it won't be my first one (if I ever do another and don't just die of stress by the keynote on Friday lmao).

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Man, happy I'm doing my first keynote but kinda pissed it's on anti-racism and how to not be a jerk instead of cool technical shit lmao

Here at Derp, LLC we believe in equal opportunity ass kicking.

C++ continues to be a better C, which is really disappointing.

Gambling with all the capricious gods that if I go to sleep now and wake up I will eventually wake up in time for the meeting.

🎲🎲

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Meetings at 2 AM? It's more likely than you think.

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If, as a filmmaker, you create works focusing on clueless but attractive men with hearts of gold, does that mean you’re a Himbos Movie Maker?

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