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Hello! This is your one and only warning that this will be PURELY SHITPOSTING AND VENTING!

Considered yourself warned!

With that out of the way: welcome, to my personal hell! 💚

losing my fucking mind

there's no way - NO WAY - the people who worked on the C Standard could've looked at this and thought it was all okay. They HAD to be held hostage by some crazy implementation or something. Who does this?

Who the FUCK does this???

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Working on the C Standard is actually giving me a headache. That or I've stayed up too long.

every day my soul curdles just a tiny bit more. i know i can keep taking it but eventually im going to run out of hp to keep tanking fixes to c and c++

let's just hope it's not before im ready to make my own things

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the rust meta 

update: 1 day later, the mod team has been replaced

rust is dead!

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So anyways happy #TransAwarenessWeek y'all, I'm a poor transfem nonbinary teenager who needs money, please pay me

keithhacks.cyou/about.php#dona

I'll never be able to change this shell,

so I might as well destroy it.

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asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

$70/$175

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I think I should be allowed to have cute robotic head fins

Hey, you!

Don't forget that you're cute. 💚

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fun fact, people apparently fucking hated shopping carts when they were first invented

because they reminded women of baby carriages, and insulted men's ability to act all tough carrying shit on their own

the dude who invented them had to straight-up hire fucking models to push shopping carts around his stores just to clue people in on their usefulness lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping

The ISO/IEC C Standard must be replaced or destroyed, by any means necessary.

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Also, this post gave someone their CATSONA, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Well, finally managed to get this ABI stuff out of my head. We've got a lot of work to do if we don't want legacy things to collapse under their own weight: thephd.dev/binary-banshees-dig

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anyone know of any interesting ELF binary patching tricks? like LD_PRELOAD but u got root access and wanna make things permanent

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