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Waiting for - 1 - package of delivery.

@bandie Read this as a -1 Package of Delivery, like, you find if it's arrived this turn by rolling the usual 2d6 but then have to subtract 1 to see if you got it.

But I've got no dices here in my new flat rn :/

@bandie Just tell the DM you rolled a 9. It's usually good enough and it doesn't *sound* suspiciously high!