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Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

Please reshare, and copypaste this any place this would be useful.

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War ganz nett bei den Winterlichtern im Luisenpark gestern. Aber leider zu voll und diesmal deutlich schwerer ohne Überbelichtung abzulichten.

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Y'all, I'm on a business trip in Houston. this is my first time in the city, so I figured I'd get the "authentic Houston experience" by not driving at all and walking the half mile radius around my hotel. It's so dismal it makes me giddy. Come along with me, won't you?

Ich weiß jetzt was ich den Rest der Zugfahrt mache: Tabs schließen. Noch 543 to go.

(alter...)

"Guten Tag meine Damen und Herren, es wird Ihnen sicherlich schon aufgefallen sein, dass unser Zug heute sehr gut besucht ist. Es gibt da ein wunderschönes Spiel, nennt sich Tetris, das kann man auch mit Koffern spielen, einfach mal alle mit anpacken, damit die Gänge und Fluchtwege frei bleiben. Vielen Dank." <3

I'm trying to find out after whom this salt shaker is modeled. Found it in @mouldyCat 's kitchen. Might be Sokrates but I'm not entirely sure. Any ideas?

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Oha, gerade erst bahn.guru/ entdeckt, wo man gezielt nach Sparpreisen bei der Deutschen Bahn suchen kann. Kam als Hinweis nach meinem letzten Blogpost-Rant über die Preise Bahn vs. Fliegen rein. Danke für den Hinweis!

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"I love to do data science while I'm keyboard typing and butt sitting, listening to sound music."

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Quote of the day: "In a world defined by software, #access to software decides who has access to our #culture, to our communication tools, about our possibilities in education and at work. #FreeSoftware makes sure that #everyone has the same possibilities to #participate in today’s #society. It fosters collaboration and participation in contrast to proprietary software which divides people and make sure that everyone is on his own."

Great read by @bjoern:
schiessle.org/articles/2019/01

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The car I ordered pulls up, IDs me, and opens the door. I get in.
"Lock. Full privacy. Quiet. Lights out."
The windows blacken, and noise cancelling is activated. I sit back and breathe. After a couple of minutes, the car asks "Destination?"
"I am where I need to be," I say.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"Is it spring yet?"

"No."

"How about now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"Still no."

"You'll tell me when it starts though, right?"

"Of course."

The dryad's daughter yawned and snuggled back under her blanket of moss, eager spring blooms already sprouting in her hair.
"I just don't want to miss it, it's my first one!"

Her mother chuckled, vast and tall, thick oaken arms wrapping around her, "I know. You won't miss it. You'll hear it sing to you."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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Soo, da so einige Leute nach einer Quelldatei zu dem Schild fragten, das eine Kaffee/Tee/Heißgetränk-Einrichtung als "lebenswichtig" deklariert... die Quelldatei ist unter github.com/hinrikus/coffee zu finden. (@inforikus@twitter.com freut sich schon drauf, überall nen Kaffee zu kriegen, wo er dieses Schild findet ^^)

(/cc an die expliziten Frager: @vautee @SebiPanther @absturztaube @Drezil @macprofreak)

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Irgendwelche Leute aus der Region Hannover anwesend?
Ich muss mir mehr lokale Freunde suchen.
Allerdings vorweg: jetzt grad ist physisch treffen schwierig, weil meine Agoraphobie mal wieder Party macht.

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No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.
– HP Lovecraft

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Android - this is bad!
CVE-2019-1986, CVE-2019-1987 und CVE-2019-1988.

Vorsicht beim Öffnen von PNG-Bildern, bis ihr nicht das Security-Update von Februar 2019 eingespielt habt.

bsi.bund.de/SharedDocs/Warnmel

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