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i'm besserwisser, i wanna learn about tech and do stuff but i mostly shitpost all the time

I don't like it when people put job offers for cool FOSS projects on the fediverse and I have neither the time nor the skill to do it.

What do you call it when you hit a chicken with a living volleyball? 


"Thanks, I hate it", the mating call of the fediverse.

“I’m sorry, I only played a hacker in a movie. I’ve got nothing to say to you about this game.” -Keanu Reeves


>Scripting commands tend to be more readable than low-level code. (with the exception of perl)

Shots fired.

Okay, I managed to fix that. Now evil works but Witchmacs promised me a picture of a cute Marisa when opening up Emacs and I don't see her.

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Does anybody here know why evil won't play nicely on my Emacs config? I used several Emacs distributions which use evil but for whatever reason, out of all the other packages, evil never works. When I open Emacs, I get an error message that it's not installed, though it is under use-package in my init.el.

Naming convention idea for programs which encourage keyboard shortcuts: animals that eat mice.

Now I have a better understanding of how Acme works. Not my kind of thing but I can see why some people like it.

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I now have Acme but I have no idea how it works.

That black hole can't fill the hole in my heart. Honestly, should've seen that one coming.

Finally got a beard trimmer, trimmed my beard and now I can't stop touching it.

That chocolate expired 2017 but I'm trying it anyway.

People probably noticed by some of my posts that I'm growing a beard to look more my age. But that doesn't seem an aspect of my life anyone has much interest in.

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