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i warned u
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i#m a simple man. if i hear a piece of literature has people fucking werewolves in them, i read it
"hmpf" is german for "i#m a sub"
It's kinda sad how "discourse" is a bad word now.
mood: explaining the history of unix to my girlfriend
the key to good software is getting a bunch of smart guys, locking them in a room together and not letting them out until we have unix
if i see a weirdly specific #, i always check who used it on the offchance that it was a thing at some point
if i#m gonna make a programming language, i#m gonna call it punchcards, just so every dev recoils in terror the first time he hears about it
I should make an effort looking at the pros and cons of different operating systems and not just go "this sounds fun, let's try it out".
what's your favourite os?
i never make bookmarks
i like to live dangerously
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i want porn to have cw, not because i wouldn#t watch but because i would and i#m so desensitized to it, i#ll pay more attention to the black posts rather than actual porn while scrolling through
This guy makes animation with GIMP. Press F to pay respect.
give me pizza or give me death
wanna read a story about a guy arranging for his best friend to see his wife naked and what became of them afterwards?
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why does winston always get a horsecock in his porn? why doesn't he get a realistic gorilla dick?
Professional student of history and geography, amateur programmer, sysadmin and writer
chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
chaos.social is a small Mastodon instance for and by the Chaos community surrounding the Chaos Computer Club. We provide a small community space - Be excellent to each other, and have a look at what that means around here.
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The primary instance languages are German and English.