Personal 2019 motto: fewer forks, more merges!

I want all of Twitter to be this wholesome.

RT @jonnysun@twitter.com

me: :)

houseplant: 🌱

me: :)

houseplant: 🌱

me: :)

houseplant: 🌿

me: :D

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jonnysun/status/10

You know you’re singing in a German-American quartet when you’re booked for thanksgiving gigs - 19 months in advance.

RT @Cennydd@twitter.com

The most pervasive ideology in the tech industry is that the tech industry is not driven by ideology.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Cennydd/status/109

The best kind of UX 😋

RT @mollyclare@twitter.com

OH: "sorry, I'm getting Mohnschnecke all over your user experience" @bumblblu@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mollyclare/status/

RT @sheepfilms@twitter.com

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sheepfilms/status/

RT @__apf__@twitter.com

Oh no, I almost missed Safer Internet Day. Here's some safety advice:

1. Use a password manager
2. Use a password manager
3. Use a password manager
4. Wear brightly colored, reflective clothing when you run at night
5. Use a password manager

🐦🔗: twitter.com/__apf__/status/109

PSA: Just tried out the new macOS installation setup for @Tails_live@twitter.com using @balena_io@twitter.com's Etcher - not only does it work, it works beautifully! Kudos to the amazing team 🙌 Try it yourself: tails.boum.org/install/mac/usb

RT @ow@twitter.com

Mum signed up for squarespace, got annoyed, and gave up – "because it was in another language"

It was lorem ipsum.

Maybe it's time to stop using lorem ipsum, designers.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ow/status/10914803

Counting 11 tanks at Berlin - can anybody tell me what’s going on?

RT @jeanqasaur@twitter.com

"Security" doesn't doesn't cover the set of all bad things that can happen anymore, not by a long stretch. "Privacy" isn't quite the right word either. @ashk4n@twitter.com writes about how companies should be thinking about "abusability testing." wired.com/story/abusability-te

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jeanqasaur/status/

RT @bernardtyers@twitter.com

If you're in Brussels this Saturday and curious about doing ethically come along to our talk at the @opensrcdesign@twitter.com devroom at . twitter.com/belenpena/status/1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bernardtyers/statu

I wonder if one day we'll be mocked as a generation for talking about the good ol' days when you could wake up to birds singing in the morning.

You know you’re a yuppie when the every day carry weight you save from your ultra thin laptop is spent on a 2-kg bike lock.

RT @1001cranes@twitter.com

I'm a simple woman; i'm gonna spend the afternoon thinking about how much i hate the new slack logo

🐦🔗: twitter.com/1001cranes/status/

RT @pudo@twitter.com

I love interactive explainers like this one on Fourier transforms (wish we could do the same for money laundering): jezzamon.com/fourier/index.htm

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pudo/status/108368

only in Siberia had he seen such a magnificent creature, that she was a barskii kot—a. majestic cat. She also flirted with him, rolled on her back and behaved enticingly toward him, but when he tried to approach her she whacked him with a paw and snarled like a tiger.” 2/2

“Yesterday Lenin came, and up to today he has been here four times already. I enjoy talking with him, he’s clever and well educated, and has such an ugly mug, the kind I like to look at … Mimi [Rosa’s cat] … impressed Lenin tremendously, he said that... 1/2

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chaos.social

chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
chaos.social is a small Mastodon instance for and by the Chaos community surrounding the Chaos Computer Club. We provide a small community space - Be excellent to each other, and have a look at what that means around here.
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The primary instance languages are German and English.