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If you have submitted patches (or translations) to Mastodon before and they've become part of the software, you can go here:

opencollective.com/mastodon/ex

And submit an invoice for your work 💰

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Are there any good web performance analysis tools that take into account http/2 and help with optimizing http/2 push?
Most tools I've seen still give optimization advice that was valid 5 years ago with HTTP/1.1 but is actively harmful in a http/2 setup.

I'm interested in web perf analysis tools in general, so even if you don't know if a particular tool takes into account http/2, please pass links to your favourite tools! (web service, cli, GUI, whatever floats your boat)

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"don't be a dick" is not a proper code of conduct.
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another thing i want to work on is creating an economic network inside the fediverse.

by this, i don’t mean something like bitcoin or some other method of value exchange, but instead solving a more fundamental problem.

the fediverse is largely comprised of people who have small businesses (like bespoke commissions, etsy stores, small companies, etc.), but we don’t have any way of discovering who can sell or provide what you’re looking for.

i want to try to find solutions to this problem — keeping $ flowing inside the fediverse, from participant to participant, helps indirectly to fund fediverse development: if there’s more $ flowing inside the fediverse, then there’s more opportunity for that $ to make it into the hands of the people building the network. also, keeping the $ inside the fediverse helps to more directly benefit fediverse participants in general. it’s a good situation for everyone.

keeping more of the $$$ inside the fediverse is a very early step toward building a self-reliant fediverse, which contributes to the eventual death of the nation-state.

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Dear WebDevs and SysAdmins: Do you have any recommendations on how to find out how to accellerate loading of a .js heavy web application by analyzing the dependency graph and utilizing HTTP/2 push to preheat the browser cache?

With the browser being 45% idle during loading the application, I'm pretty sure I can shave off another second or even more by optimizing load-order and cache-preheating.

Any hints or tools you'd recommend for analysis?

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“Institutions will try to preserve the problem for which they are the solution”

-- Clay Shirky

I keep looking for an exception to this but haven't found one yet.

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I'm somewhere between obsessed and annoyed by pretty much any opensource calendaring solution. They all suck in differing depths.
This is also the reason I'm interested in @calendar_social but “I don't get it”.
Have I not found a resonable explanation of what it aims to achieve or what the desired purpose of the project is?

Can somebody with more knowledge about it please explain what it's for and how it could be used (for a community)?

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OH @ripper: Löten ist ja an sich auch nur Heißkleben.

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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The retro computing people are incredible. They managed to get this old Homecomputer from the german democratic republic to boot again. \o/ It's a KC 85/4 from 1988, now with a fixed fuse holder.

We also managed to get a lot better picture than this first “screenshot”. It's actually readable now, less grainy.

On Sunday we'll hopefully get the keyboard working.

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a book burning event where the participants trade pirated ebooks and burn them to cds

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Mein Talk „Email, wie funktioniert das eigentlich?“ ist bereits online verfügbar zum zeitsouveränen Nachsehen.

Privatsphäre freundlich, ohne Tracking bei Media CCC media.ccc.de/v/2018-159-email-

Mit Google Tracking auf YouTube:
youtube.com/watch?v=PwUUmKeT1D

Gutes Gruseln!

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Does anyone know a good introductory book/set of papers/ other literature about the state of modern forensics sciences?

Boosts appreciated!

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chaos.social

chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
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