RT @GettyImagesNews
President holds notes while speaking to the media before departing the White House for Texas 📷: Mark Wilson

what the fuck why doesn't this thing work I haven't touched it and I don't want to but I'm shivering

TRAMS ON GRASS
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RT @qrs@twitter.com
Tram lines with growing grass are more pleasant than ones filled with asphalt.
twitter.com/qrs/status/1176618

RT @chris_hansen4@twitter.com
Two people called me "hardcore" for biking to work today. It shouldn't require someone to be "hardcore" to exist outside of a car.

RT @chaosprime@twitter.com
trauma triggers are somewhat adorably Bayesian. it's very much a "the downside risk of failing to identify that i am in situation X is ONE TRILLION BAD, so i will identify that i am in situation X on a 0.001% probability", implemented right down in the field-writable hardware

RT @McJesse@twitter.com
A Scott Walker is the waddle you do when you have to get toilet paper from the hallway closet.

you don't even need the qualifier
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RT @eigenrobot@twitter.com
i guess this is just mood affiliation

"well i dislike this thing let me find a rationale for it"
twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/

RT @eigenrobot@twitter.com
i guess this is just mood affiliation

"well i dislike this thing let me find a rationale for it"

RT @pixelatedboat@twitter.com
The only respectable way for a billionaire to spend their money is on a huge promotional campaign for a self-released album by their shitty blues band

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