RT @grufwub@twitter.activitypub.actor
I'm currently recompiling the Linux kernel now with added /dev/ayylmao that outputs endless 69

This is why you should hire me

RT @380kmh
Man, imagine if AI gained sentience and machines took over the world, enslaving us to work towards their goals, killing us with impunity, and terraforming the planet to be more suitable for their needs

What a crazy thought

RT @ryanstruyk
Democratic primary voters under 35 years old via new Quinnipiac poll:

Sanders 52%
Warren 17%
Biden 11%
Yang 7%
Gabbard 3%
Buttigieg 2%
Bloomberg 2%
Everyone else 1% or less

RT @BostonUrbEx@twitter.activitypub.actor
has started moving AEM-7s for to test out! youtu.be/Pce7X6GuMTY

RT @sleepy_homo
Accidentally read the calorie content on the packaging of my cheese

trickle down doesn't result in rising tides

spiked apple cider and capitalism parade

RT @DigitalSciGuy@twitter.activitypub.actor
Day 141 at the Cabot Yard: I have earned the trust of the Red Line cars

They still don't know I'm an Orange Line train

RT @MaywaDenki
今から10年前、オタマトーンの最初の機構試作。顔がゴムボール。味わい深い!

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