Tim @dadada@chaos.social

Wir schreiben das Jahr 2422. Unsere mittlere menschliche Lebenserwartung liegt bei 100 Jahren. Kriege, Hunger und Krankheiten sind auf der Erde mittlerweile unbekannt und die Besiedlung anderer Planeten hat begonnen. Das überall verwendete Icon zum Speichern von Daten ist immer noch eine Diskette.

Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

Ok, so are comcast center, comcast technology center, and three logan square (formerly "bell atlantic tower") supposed to evoke usb drives, coax cable, and RJ11 phone cords or is this something my subconscious made up and I tell people to sound smart?

Der Vorverkauf zum #HOA22 startet \o/ https://tickets.hackenopenair.de
Vom 30. August bis 03. September campen wir wieder zusammen in Gifhorn.

Wer nannte es eigentlich Job-Bike und nicht Betriebsrad?

"There was once a Goddess who fell in love with a mortal--"

"Mmmnno," interrupted a scruffy haired child with bright eyes.

The storyteller frowned, "What?"

"No."

"No, what exactly?"

"No, you're wrong."

"About what, I just started...?"

"Once."

"Once?"

"Happens," the child stretched their arms out wide, "...Aaall the time."

"Well, alright yes, there are many stories--"

"No."

"No?"

"All true."

"Noted. So, once upon many a time..."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

"Ich bin kurz für kleine Affen."

"Wie bitte ?"

"Makaken."

Fahrradanhänger sind teurer als KFZ Anhänger. ich find das doof.

Shout out to Pinafore's Wellness Settings

If you make a piece of software, and people are required to use that piece of software in order to, say, pay for their housing or groceries or pay back a loan, you are on the hook to make sure that software works for _every single person_ who needs to use it.

All of them.

Every screen reader user. Every person with muscle issues who can't use a mouse. Everyone who doesn't speak English. Everyone with three first names, or no last name. Everyone who is Irish or Jewish and has a ' in their name. Everyone with slow internet.

EVERY person.

"Oh we don't have the resources to do that!" Great. Then you don't have the resources to make and sell that kind of software. Pack up and go home.

"Alles Komplizierte ist unnötig. Alles Notwendige ist einfach."

Michael Kalaschnikow