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** Tomorrow is April first, and many places have traditions of invented news stories designed to trick people.
If you're thinking of posting one, please consider that people are worried and anxious, and ask yourself if you really need to do an April Fools this year. **

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The @BerlinMiniJam@twitter.com, a friendly 8-hour game jam, is doing its first online edition today! \o/ Theme voting starts at 12:20, jam starts at 13:00! More details here: meetup.com/game-developers-ber

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idea:
mastodon frontend that lets you keep notes about people, like "has good sincereposts, lives in nepal, can answer cooking questions"

useful for folks who can't ever remember names and stuff, such as myself

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"If you left off traditions, because you didn't know why they're started, you'd be no better than a foreigner!"
just slaming conservatives while describing a room!

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I wish we can start appreciating things unironically again

Bring back Polka

Oh, I didn't post in a while. The biggest news, my first EP Bettlektüre is out:

Jamendo: jamendo.com/album/188369/bettl
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/dahie/sets/bett
Bandcamp: dahie.bandcamp.com/album/bettl

Spotify will come sometime in the next 2 weeks.

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Okay, einen Gedanken hätt‘ ich dann doch noch zur : Es wird ja ganz gern geraunt, dass man, wenn man wissen wolle, wer die Mächtigen im Lande sind, nur schauen müsse, wen man nicht kritisieren dürfe. Das passt ja gerade wie die Faust aufs Auge der Mehrheitsgesellschaft.

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git commit -am "we update our app frequently to ensure you get the best possible experience. check our social media for info about the latest features"

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speaking of, everyone enjoy this extremely helpful and beautiful map of europe!

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Extremely maddening and frustrating to talk to your local politiicians in 2019 and hear them spout things like "changing light bulbs" and "better recycling education" as climate change solutions.

Pal, we need a massive carbon tax and ban on plastic. Anything else is fiddling while the world burns.

Nothing will change until cities are burning and citizens are rioting in the streets.

🌍

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Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

(Oops:
- I did it again)

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I heard a static crackle from my desk, saw a shimmer: a manuscript materialised.
The first thing I saw was a red stamp: REJECTED.
The second was my name, and a date five years from now.
The third, the title: "Temporal typography".
The fourth, a scribble in my own hand: "try now".
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Wenn ihr euch einsam und vergessen fühlt, denkt dran, dass Bibi Blocksberg einen kleinen Bruder Boris hat, der zu den Großeltern geschickt und dann vergessen wurde: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibi_Blo

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toxic masculinity 

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I can wholeheartedly recommend the Affinity products as good affordable alternatives to the corresponding Adobe products. I'm speaking as a professional designer with a decade of Adobe product usage under my belt.
If you like working with vectors / layouts treat yourself to Affinity Designer. If you are in for pixel work, get Affinity Photo. Hold off on Affinity Publisher because it needs to mature some more.

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