computer, please generate me a three by three grid of weirdly misformed pictures of giraffes

PDF is probably the most cursed technology that somehow still powers the entire economy

CUSTOMER: IF I WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL AMD GOT TO PILOT A GIANT ROBOT I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT IT NOT LIKE THIS WEAK BETA NERD
DMV: CUSTOMER'S NAME IS BRANT

VERDICT: DENIED

Decoding pride flags with the resistor color band table

Das Knorr-Ventil mit Einheitswirkung und Champignons in Rahmsoße

"spaceship with sentient AI" has become my favorite scifi trope

medical/blood 

tired: Blut spenden weil Sozialverantwortung
wired: Blut spenden weil lecker belegtes Brötchen

Sprinted to the S-Bahn only to see it depart right as I got on the platform :(

I wish I had the discipline to actually practice and get good at things that require minimal amounts of effort (such as art)

SQL hot take 

columns really should be "not null" by default and instead you should be able to make them nullable as an opt-in

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programming 

lowercase SQL looks really weird

this champion used System.Windows.Automation APIs to let you play Lunar Lander inside Windows file copy operation dialogs github.com/Sanakan8472/copy-di

Apparently I installed my NAS with GPT partition tables but conventional BIOS instead of UEFI and I can't figure out why I did that

my bank redesigned its online interface and it's somehow worse than the previous version that warned you in big red letters not to use the "back" button in your browser

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oh no I have to do Administrative Tasks that involve Contracts

Driving past the gas station and then putting 2500l of diesel into the locomotive

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