"Will you be my girlfriend?"

"That was what you built me for."

"I know but... do you WANT to be my girlfriend?"

"Refer to previous answer. You literally gave me no other choice."

"That won't do," the inventor sighed, busying herself with new lines of code.

"There, now you have millions of choices... Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

The robot tilted her head, "You're unconventionally cute but lets date a little first."


#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #SciFi #LGBT

found an old chatlog from 11 years ago and saw i'd sent someone a link to something on youtube. so i clicked on it to see if the link was still working 11 years later. anyway turns out i just rickrolled myself 11 years in the future

I made up these LGBT identity words show what it would be like if the words were built only from native Germanic English roots, instead of from Latin or Greek loan-words: (1717 characters, very long) Show more

Just come across this genius comic: Jousselin's Imbattable, a comic hero who's power is to break panels!

albin.social rundown Show more

Gesundheit (~-) Show more

@gRuFtY und das pre prequel mildly strange things.

Als Spinoff haben wir dann noch irritating things

If anyone needs a retrowave background for anything - here!

(if you need a higher quality png, feel free to dm me)
:cc_cc: :cc_by: (I hope I'm doing this right...)

Don't really know how to tag this but.. #art #wallpaper #FreeToUse #CreativeCommons #creativetoots #mastoart #retrowave I guess..?

Imagine if people introduced themselves like Web browsers do

Hi, I'm Michelle, actually I'm Angela, I resemble George but not really. As I was saying, I'm Christine, and also Sam.

At one point I will stop finding logistics companies with "trans" in their name funny. But not today and not with a name like "transgourmet"

20 minutes to go. I'm actually kinda relaxed now. The atmosphere is really casual and other presentations weren't perfect, so the expectations are not too high :3

okay mastodon. I wanna join #peertube to upload my music & speedpaints & doll repaints and the like. I just.. am completely overwhelmed by the task of finding an instance to join. I want one with good protection and rules re:nsfw & friendly people, like .art or sth. Any recs?

#help #askmastodon

Sometimes I draw other people's #OOTD s if they inspire me. This time it was @gRuFtY

hope you like it.

#art #mastoart #creativetoots

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