Me: Computer, please install this program
Computer: that program is dangerous
Me: why is it dangerous? It's a text editor.
Computer: Exactly! It can write FILES! To your HARD DRIVE! Do you understand how INSANELY DANGEROUS that is? Files! Just anywhere! Brrrrr. Don't thank me, I'm just doing my job. Keeping you safe.
Me: download it anyway, please. I want to edit files.
Computer: I'm reporting you for this. You are a menace to society. Files. For shame.
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