Holger @ices@chaos.social

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Wisst ihr wer seinen Prozess verloren hat und wessen Namen doch veröffentlicht werden darf?

Genau, der Typ der in seiner Freizeit Ärzt*innen anzeigt, weil sie darüber informieren, dass sie Schwangeschaftsabbrüche durchführen: Yannic Hendricks.

Falls ihr also mal wen kennenlernt der Yannic Hendricks heißt und der in Kleve Mathematik studiert, dann sagt ihm bitte von mir das es eine Arschmade ist. Dankö.

RT @UN_Hack_Bar@twitter.com
Am 10 Februar hosten wir das @ChaosWildWest@twitter.com MeetUp zum Thema #35c3 Lessons Learnt. Bringt gute Laune und n Sticker von euerm Space mit - wir freuen uns drauf euch in der #un_hack_bar willkommen zu heissen! http://bit.ly/2st6T1u

All Creatures Welcome

Filmfans aufgepasst!

Am 21.01.2019 um 20:15 Uhr laden wir, der Chaostreff Dortmund, und der Uni-Film-Club der TU Dortmund zu einer Vorstellung
von „All Creatures Welcome“ auf der großen Leinwand ein.

Wann:
Montag, 21.01.2019 um 20:15 Uhr

Wo:
Uni-Film-Club der TU Dortmund
Hörsaal 1
Emil-Figge-Str. 50
44227 Dortmund

Der Eintritt ist frei!

Erscheint zahlreich!

Viele Grüße aus Dortmund

Aloha
Claas

https://ufc.tu-dortmund.de/vorstellung/1995-all-creatures-welcome

Given that some CI-Systems and IDS currently are significantly impacted by the US-Government-Shitdown, take a moment to think about this:

Imagine if Let's Encrypt were run by the US-Government…

The free certificate authority, which is the largest and most widely used cert provider in the world is a significant single point of failure for IT systems all over our planet.

As much as I endorse their services, we MUST build equivalent alternatives in the EU, Asia, Africa, Oceania. #Neuland

Take me down to the Raccoon City where the lights don't work and the zombies are plenty

aha...die Management-Studenten haben jetzt die "Makerbewegung" entdeckt und hätten gerne Leute die ihre Umfrage ausfüllen.
Kann ich schon machen.

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