"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."
the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.
Wisst ihr wer seinen Prozess verloren hat und wessen Namen doch veröffentlicht werden darf?
Genau, der Typ der in seiner Freizeit Ärzt*innen anzeigt, weil sie darüber informieren, dass sie Schwangeschaftsabbrüche durchführen: Yannic Hendricks.
Falls ihr also mal wen kennenlernt der Yannic Hendricks heißt und der in Kleve Mathematik studiert, dann sagt ihm bitte von mir das es eine Arschmade ist. Dankö.
@JPEG hey. Notifications in Mast are not working for me. In fact they didn’t work since the first Version. I reinstall the app with every update. Is this a problem with my instance?
All Creatures Welcome
Am 21.01.2019 um 20:15 Uhr laden wir, der Chaostreff Dortmund, und der Uni-Film-Club der TU Dortmund zu einer Vorstellung
von „All Creatures Welcome“ auf der großen Leinwand ein.
Montag, 21.01.2019 um 20:15 Uhr
Uni-Film-Club der TU Dortmund
Der Eintritt ist frei!
Viele Grüße aus Dortmund
Given that some CI-Systems and IDS currently are significantly impacted by the US-Government-Shitdown, take a moment to think about this:
Imagine if Let's Encrypt were run by the US-Government…
The free certificate authority, which is the largest and most widely used cert provider in the world is a significant single point of failure for IT systems all over our planet.
As much as I endorse their services, we MUST build equivalent alternatives in the EU, Asia, Africa, Oceania. #Neuland
Sauerländer, Chaostreff Dortmund, Commodore 64
chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
chaos.social is a small Mastodon instance for and by the Chaos community surrounding the Chaos Computer Club. We provide a small community space - Be excellent to each other, and have a look at what that means around here.
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