YES, I know I could do this with sed and a bunch of other things, but who really has the time?

🎓 TIL: OSX has a useful `trim` command that just spits out stdin with whitespace at the start and end chopped off!

Then I realised I wrote it myself at some point and put it in my `bin` directory 😂

Code here if you want it 👉 gist.github.com/judy2k/de8a2fe

If this is the Subatomic then I'm going to be buying *yet another* mechanical keyboard 🤔
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RT @OrtholinearKB@twitter.com
teaser-1.png
twitter.com/OrtholinearKB/stat

For maximum efficiency, go for a gentle run with a friend before nightfall 😁

But you can do these things separately too.
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RT @judy2k@twitter.com
Hey everybody! UK politics is pretty stressful right now.

Remember to:

* Breathe
* Get some daylight
* Exercise! It'll make you feel better
* Take some time off the Internet
* Spend time with people you love
twitter.com/judy2k/status/1110

Hey everybody! UK politics is pretty stressful right now.

Remember to:

* Breathe
* Get some daylight
* Exercise! It'll make you feel better
* Take some time off the Internet
* Spend time with people you love

I first SAW the Internet when I was 18. By the time I left university and could afford a HOME internet connection, I bought a 56k modem.
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RT @anildash@twitter.com
What was the speed of the first internet connection you ever had?
twitter.com/anildash/status/11

The time @aaronbassett@twitter.com accidentally sent 70k emails... 🤣
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RT @aaronbassett@twitter.com
Trying to@aaronbassett@twitter.comil webhook I created an endless loop were each email sent would send 2 more emails which would also trigger 2 more to be sent. So it went 1 email, 2 emails, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, and so on.

By time I realised it has sent ~70,000 emails twitter.com/soniagupta504/stat
twitter.com/aaronbassett/statu

This is a wonderful post from @hj_chen@twitter.com about the importance of diverse perspectives. I also learned some things about moveable type! 👏👏👏 chenhuijing.com/blog/the-value

Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhh!
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RT @petepaphides@twitter.com
What’s the German word for sudden joy at the prospect of a snap general election which is just as abruptly flattened by remembering who’s leading the opposition?
twitter.com/petepaphides/statu

Current Status: Considering just replacing this Twitter account with retweets from @infinite_scream@twitter.com

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RT @infinite_scream@twitter.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH@infinite_scream@twitter.com
twitter.com/infinite_scream/st

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RT @hallstigerts@twitter.com
“When men add humor to a business presentation, observers [...] give them higher performance ratings compared to when they do not include humor. However, when women add the same humor to the same presentation, people [...] rate their performance as lower.” inc.com/jessica-stillman/being
twitter.com/hallstigerts/statu

So I disagree with most of this thread, but... this lady has two courses of a three-course meal. Is she getting out in the middle for the main course??m
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RT @doodlyroses@twitter.com
The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance...not one, but TWO phones
twitter.com/doodlyroses/status

Well, she got her silver medal! 😊
Maybe it was worth it? 😬
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RT @judy2k@twitter.com
My daughter's in a gymnastics competition today, but - this whole thing is a farce. I want my country back - as a proud member of Europe 🇪🇺



twitter.com/judy2k/status/1109

My daughter's in a gymnastics competition today, but - this whole thing is a farce. I want my country back - as a proud member of Europe 🇪🇺


Word for word, this is how I feel. But with more swearing.

@UKLabour@twitter.com - you're letting us all down. If we end up with no deal you will be as culpable as the Tories.
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RT @labfoo@twitter.com
You've got to be kidding right?! Let me have a think... 🚶‍♀️@UKLabour@twitter.com🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏽‍♂️

How about you start actually representing your members, support a peoples vote, be more consistent and stop fucking around by calling for a ge…
twitter.com/labfoo/status/1109

I only learned ONE thing this week - that building stuff with @tokbox@twitter.com is super fun 😁

@tonytechwriter@twitter.com was a bit more thorough...
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RT @tonytechwriter@twitter.com
Rough notes from OpenTok hacking session... https://coffeeandco@tokbox@twitter.comities.org/opentok@tonytechwriter@twitter.com
twitter.com/tonytechwriter/sta

Heading back to Edinburgh after a wonderful 3 days of training and hacking with @maniksach@twitter.com

I'm going to be building some cool stuff with @tokbox@twitter.com APIs in the near future - WATCH THIS SPACE!

If you're at go watch @maniksach@twitter.com speak later - he's a dynamo of positive energy!
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RT @maniksach@twitter.com
Let’s do this thing! h@maniksach@twitter.como/RLHSTf4tLp
twitter.com/maniksach/status/1

Just reading the PyCascades CoC Transparency Report and found a surprise credit for @NexmoDev@twitter.com 😊❤️ 2019.pycascades.com/news/6-con

👋 I'm looking for advice to increase the gender diversity of a conference I'm helping organise.

Suggestions welcome! (Especially if the're from experience.)

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