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gonna boost this every time a media post without description comes into my timed line

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okay is defined by the state of sitting in a bed with a warm coffee and softly cuddled up against cute girls

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now that i can say bad words such as "h**ck", none of you are safe from what lives in my drafted posts

damn i have a shitpost i can share with almost nobody

food 

okay holy fuck julia actually did it and i personally verified it

im gonna draw the vampy borger slayer

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food 

actually

i will be doing this until the day when i die
if you can send me proof of you eating a full 10cm+ tall burger where every bite includes every layer (using a fork or eating layer-by-layer is cheating, that's not how you eat a burger) and it doesn't make an awful mess on your plate/desk (2-3 things falling off is fine, that happens), i will mail you a Signed agatha drawing of a vampire slaying a tall burger with a sword

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current advice from public health authorities is avoiding contact with any specimen of the amogae family, and being cautious around individuals suffering from sussy fever, since anecdotal evidence shows that they may produce their own amogides. further research is needed.

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humans, when exposed to amogides, experience what scientists call "sussy fever", which has only recently been recognized as a serious public health threat. we do not yet know if individuals suffering from sussy fever will recover. symptoms include altered pattern recognition and the overwhelming desire to point at objects, usually inanimate, and call them "sus".

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amogides are mainly found in the amogae family, which have recently been found living in mainly urban areas all around the globe. scientists are still puzzled by their purpose, and have yet to find a practical use for amogides.

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there's lots of people in my room that are not me

consider nothing i say to be factual until 2022-05-29

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