Tell a horror story in 5 words 👻📚
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@kubikpixel I had to run Windows.
@kubikpixel Clippy gave me some advice.
@kubikpixel I ate the whole cake.
@kubikpixel so much laundry to do.
@kubikpixel there is no cow level.
@kubikpixel The last pages are missing.
@jens @kubikpixel Clippy...not Rust's, but Windows'😱
@kubikpixel This is not my skin.
@kubikpixelit emerged; their gazes crossed.
@kubikpixel the cake is a lie
@kubikpixel ntlm hash is just md4
@kubikpixel Microsoft ist halt der Industriestandard
@kubikpixelScorpion is not sub zero
@kubikpixel I tell a horror story
@kubikpixelThe cookies are really gone.
@kubikpixel Donald Trump is no android.
@kubikpixel we care about your privacy
@kubikpixel @metaphil followed by the inevitable sequel: we accidentally oopsed your privacy
@kubikpixelLaschet, Söder, Seehofer, Scheuer, Merz
@kubikpixel Und ich hatte kein Backup
@kubikpixel cross post from bird site
@metaphil 🐦☠️ Birds of Death
@kubikpixel My car failed its MOT
@kubikpixel Darkness enveloped the unsuspecting world.
@kubikpixelDonald Trump won the election
@kubikpixeloracle license audit starts tomorrow
@kubikpixelThe cake is no lie
@kubikpixel ...this code is never used?!
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