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Do you ever hit follow, and in the same moment you see the tiny lock next to their name and you're like "sorry, didn't mean to barge in".

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This is you daily reminder that from corporations is just as bad as surveillance from governments.

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IDEA – nonverbal algorithm assembly instructions -

it's 2018 and I heard someone yesterday say "if you need to contact me please just use IRC and definitely not facebook"

Hier könnt ihr unserer Stellungnahme zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung von Fluggastdaten zustimmen.

"Hallo," the knight called at the tower.
A princess looked out a window at the top. "Yes?"
"Did you build this tower yourself?"
"I like it. Can I have a copy of your plans?"
"If you credit me."
"Of course. My niece will love it."
"As long as she has the keys."
"Of course."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

We made the divine comedy by accident. Now we found out, and we're making a remix.

Falls das untergegangen ist: Angela Merkel erwartet, dass es in spätestens 10 Jahren mit an allen Bahnhöfen geben wird:
Das Pilotprojekt wurde schon verlängert.

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"I made a Mastodon just in case things gets bad here." Show more

"Welcome to Earth, Ambassador!"
"I've visited before," the alien said, "and learned your customs."
"I will not bite my thumb again."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

german politician accused by turkey of being a terrorist Show more

For the non-German crowd: German Blockchain/Bitcoin convention hosts Alice Weidel who's the chairwoman of Germany's fascist AfD party.
You do you, Bitcoin / Blockchain community. I didn't expect any ethics in the first place.

men really do have some sort of sickness where they're incapable of seeing the line of creepy inappropriate behavior let alone not crossing it

Stop spying on me Google maps! When I've walked by I place it wants me to review 'my visit". Fuck off Google.

How do I have 9 toots per day when I never really toot?

After 15 months and I’m done! Mwahahaha