are you an intel cpu? because you're hot and i'm having a meltdown.

@ln a metaphor about having a meltdown over how hot someone is has very solid 80s party rock energy fwiw

@ln are you an old version of OpenSSL because you're making my heartbleed

@lastfuture @ln "can you read my mind? because you look like a dirty COW to me."

@daniel_bohrer @lastfuture @ln Are you a bot net? Because I want to play my old DoS games with you.

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