are you an intel cpu? because you're hot and i'm having a meltdown.
^ pickup lines i didn't think through
@ln no no, this is something
@ln a metaphor about having a meltdown over how hot someone is has very solid 80s party rock energy fwiw
@ln are you an old version of OpenSSL because you're making my heartbleed
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