Der @flowfx erzählt gleich, wie es so ist 4 Jahre in Mexiko zu leben, was man da alles erlebt und wie es ist, wenn man danach zurückkommt. Jetzt im Seminarraum!

You have no idea how irritating it is to think about "Tea Pot No. 2" because you just made you second pot of tea and your mind inevitably makes it become the "Mambo No. 5" song.

Yes, you are so screwed.

I was watching an episode of this morning (S01E09) and the case was about a rich guy who set up a party for someone named "Carl".

That's pretty boring... BUT...

My mind instantaneously went here:

Sorry if you had to go through that.


Ein kleiner singt demnächst auf dem Filmfest Hamburg zur Vorführung von "All Creatures Welcome" im Metropolis-Kino. Danach geht es gemeinsam auf die Demo gegen rechts.

Did you know that you can quickly mention people involved in a thread for a common reply? #mastalab

You: English pronunciation is random and lawless. It is a chaos language no one can make sense of.

Wir haben für euch jetzt alle Vorträge der am Freitag bereit gestellt: ^da

That's it; new Nokia 3310 2G. Goodbye smartphone, Android, What's App; for me, who felt slowly becoming addicted to it, year after year, it's a relief. A small step towards emancipation from mental slavery.

Einmal Belgien und zurück.

An einem Tag.

Für die Familie.

Fühlt sich gut an.

TIL if you're running a virtualised FreeBSD server with a virtio NIC you really want hw.vtnet.csum_disable=1 in /boot/loader.conf

Before: 917 Kbits/sec
After: 47.1 Mbits/sec

Good night nerds.

Remember to stay safe out there, ok?

Die beste Idee, was man mit dem ganzen angesammlten Kupfergeld machen kann.

I just re-discovered the show "Blindspot" and I totally forgot how amazing it is. Jamie Alexander is so good in this show. I am watching season 1 again because I totally forgot what happened in S1.

So this just happened. Due to the absence of any chocolate or other snacks in my apartment and having the inhuman urge to eat chocolate I took a shower put clothes on and walked to the grocery discounter "Meines Vertrauens™️" and bought way too much.

Needless to say, I'm happy right now with me, myself and a shit load of 🍫.

This is a quick reminder that all of the A Whale's Lantern music, made by wonderful Mastodon musicians in random pairs, is available at

#MusicCollab #music #creativetoots

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