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Shout out to all the librarians. Oh shit sorry.

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Uh oh. I told the client's dev that we'd take code examples on how to talk to the API in any programming language if our preferred one wasn't available.

I'm now fully expecting them to send credentials to a minecraft server with an implementation in redstone.

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Wine auf dem Linux Subsystem für Windows 10

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Git: Gogs is a lightweight alternative to Gitlab. Interface looks kinda like GitHub
Storage: Samba/NFS/iSCSI, depends on Client OSes and use cases you are using, you could also use SFTP to transfer files over ssh
Sync: syncthing is a quite good replacement for the commercial Resilio. Has clients for major OSes, including Android

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Neue Erziehungsmethode für Linux User*innen:
Lege einen Alias für sudo mit name pls an. Immer wenn etwas nicht tut, kann man den Computer jetzt lieb darum bitten.

Praxisbeispiel: pls rm -rf /*

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what people think programming is like: i hacked into the mainframe and initiated a kernel override with a sidechain attack

what programming is actually like: my program broke because i mispelled "public" as "pubic"
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Ich habe gerade eine junge Frau gesehen, die sich zum Telefonieren einfach ihr Handy samt Akkupack zwischen ihr Ohr und ihr Kopftuch geklemmt hat.

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Unterstützung beim Verkauf von DOB?

Ich weiß nicht genau was mit DOB gemeint ist, aber ich glaube die suchen einen Dealer: de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,5-Di

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Wenn man eine Stadt nicht „Nazis raus“ nennen darf, nennt man sie eben „Braunschweig“. :D

I might have accidentally wiped half of my home directory because I thought that it is a good idea to mess with Syncthing’s data folder while it is not fully synchronised yet.

Thank God I had version control activated and could just roll back.

TIL: Files larger than 2 GiB crash gedit. Integer overflow in the character counter. 😁

I wonder why they use a signed integer for this. They could at least extend it to 4 GiB with an unsigned one, couldn’t they?

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When you keep running your tests without having saved your changes

I just started watching Black Mirror. I wish I wouldn't have done that.

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