RT @MKLtxt@twitter.com
Why are octopus's arms called tentacles and not eightacles?

RT @arron_crascall@twitter.com
WHEN I NAILED MUSIC VIDEOS! 🥴

RT @unionvirusexe@twitter.com
@TobiasEscher@twitter.com Grüße von Die Verbots-@DiePARTEI@twitter.com! Aus Gründen verboten!

Heisst das jetzt wir können generell aufhören über den Wahl-O-Mat zu diskutieren?

RT @alex_v_morrison@twitter.com
Incase anyone was having a bad day :)

RT @innocent@twitter.com
DO NOT EAT CONKERS

Hello everyone. Yesterday we made a mistake. Now we're trying to put things right.

Long story short: PLEASE DO NOT EAT OR MILK CONKERS

Und wieder denke ich mir, das müsste doch jetzt 'Peak Internet' sein, oder?

RT @Brookranger@twitter.com
Just noticed that the inside of a cheese grater looks like the backdrop of most rap videos made in the 2000’s ......

RT @dangerhausen1@twitter.com
Datenschutz ist doch gar nicht so schwer...

RT @qwertee@twitter.com
"Little Jack" is today's tee on qwertee.com ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE!

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