People are lining up at the gate before the attendant has gotten here. Why do people want to be the first into airplanes?

Mmmm…yeah. You see, we’re putting the coversheets on all TPS reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this?

Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And uh, I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mmmkay? Bye bye, Peter.

There are going to be demonstrations against and all over Europe on saturday!

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Prepare for trouble, hold the double! I'm back!

The romans nailed the maker of heaven and earth - the capital G God to a stick and left him there to rot.

pretty metal 😗

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When your phone is backed up to iCloud, Apple itself can still read your messages and data.

EFF thinks privacy should also matter to the backup servers. It's time for Apple to let you encrypt your backups so that only you have the key. #FixItAlready

I just can't stop reading the warhammer 40k parts of 1d4chan. It's off the meme charts!

"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fuck with humanity!"

Who would have thought, the company that made the info videos regarding and on behalf of the EU parliament had massive conflicts of interest. It really sucks when you feel like your system only works against big-money in high profile cases.

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Detective Pikachu looks surprisingly good.. I might watch that

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Sometimes I like to pop by /r/lego to see what those guys are up to, and there always is something cool to find

Yes, sir. Fortress of moral fortitude, that's me!

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