megfault *｡✧mostly harmless✧｡* @megfault@chaos.social

I dont know what surprises me more: that there are people who really do this, or that the scooter was still there after 45min.

#securityFail

"Believe in the resolute urgency of N O W "

#TheSmashingPumpkins smashed everything. My feet are smashed. My bad knee is smashed as well. It was an epic concert, tho. And I am happy.

#NosAlive

#TomWalker on stage now, next is #BonIver and then the glorious #TheSmashingPumpkins

I didnt know this band and it's really nice.

#NosAlive

Quem diria que um dia
Voltava a ver Manel 🎵

#OrnatosVioleta
#NosAlive

Next is #OrnatosVioleta and it's getting really packed in front of the stage. It's gonna be so epic!! ;~;

Here's a better photo of #LindaMartini

#NosAlive

Now #Weezer was playing a-ha's Take on Me and they had sound problems but we all kept on singing \:D/ #NosAlive

The amazing #LindaMartini @ #NosAlive
*cries tears of joy*

A smol fren at the Lisbon Oceanário.

#SmolFrens

Söder will "Youtuber-Festival" veranstalten 🤣
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/soeder-youtuber-festival-influencer-filmfest-muenchen-1.4498801

birb fren is playing dota underlords

This smol fren must have fallen from its nest. I just rescued it from the cruel claws of our resident guard cat.

The sky is looking interesting tonight.

Quem é que tem bilhetes para ir ver os #Ornatos Violeta e os Linda Martini, quem é, quem é??!!! \:D/

p.s.: Obrigada Augusto, por me teres mostrado estas bandas. Estejas onde estiveres. Perdi-vos o rasto, a ti e ao padrinho. Se por qualquer sorte cósmica vires isto, diz cenas. - Caloira Maluca

I will just leave this here... 😢

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-china-48667221/inside-china-s-thought-transformation-camps

In 2013, a person living in Germany consumed, on average :
* 1277kWh on electric power
* 5762kWh on transportation
* 6238kWh on heating
(only household usage, no businesses)

If you interview random people about the most significant measures to fix our environmental problems, almost no one will mention properly insulated homes. And the technology to solve it is widely available! Why do we stay silent on this? Why are we only talking about flights and cars?!

Source: https://www.destatis.de/DE/Methoden/WISTA-Wirtschaft-und-Statistik/2019/02/einkommensspezifische-energieverbraeuche-022019.html

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. On behalf of Atlassian Airlines I would like to welcome you aboard our flight WTF404 with destination to the Confluence Plugin City. Flight time can drastically change depending on how often we have to reboot the aircraft. Should we experience any turbulence, we kindly ask you to remain civil. It's just the JVM eating up all the memory and CPU. Please understand we might have to interrupt our inflight service then. Thank you!

"Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender".

I am speechless.

Never #interrail .

Email sent demanding a 100% refund. And they'd better not try to retain the 15% stated on their refund policy. 🔥🔥😠🔥

10. Can't change the email addresses for any of the passengers because in the same form there is a pass ID that is being marked as invalid when I submit it (it was prefilled and I can't even change it!). And this after clicking through 30x12 months in the stupid calendar UI element.

Fuck off #interrail !!!
This is the first and last time I use your service.

Next time I take a plane. Way cheaper, faster, customer friendly, and only about twice the carbon emissions. 😠