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It was 11.30pm. I got home and opened all doors to the garden to cool down the rooms. I sat on the couch in complete darkness to prevent bugs from flying in. I heard a ticking sound approaching, and suddenly Milli the Cat appeared and started rubbing her head against my feet.

ยฏ\_ (ใƒ„) _/ยฏ

I dont know what surprises me more: that there are people who really do this, or that the scooter was still there after 45min.

This smol fren must have fallen from its nest. I just rescued it from the cruel claws of our resident guard cat.

Quem รฉ que tem bilhetes para ir ver os Violeta e os Linda Martini, quem รฉ, quem รฉ??!!! \:D/

p.s.: Obrigada Augusto, por me teres mostrado estas bandas. Estejas onde estiveres. Perdi-vos o rasto, a ti e ao padrinho. Se por qualquer sorte cรณsmica vires isto, diz cenas. - Caloira Maluca

In 2013, a person living in Germany consumed, on average :
* 1277kWh on electric power
* 5762kWh on transportation
* 6238kWh on heating
(only household usage, no businesses)

If you interview random people about the most significant measures to fix our environmental problems, almost no one will mention properly insulated homes. And the technology to solve it is widely available! Why do we stay silent on this? Why are we only talking about flights and cars?!

Source: destatis.de/DE/Methoden/WISTA-

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. On behalf of Atlassian Airlines I would like to welcome you aboard our flight WTF404 with destination to the Confluence Plugin City. Flight time can drastically change depending on how often we have to reboot the aircraft. Should we experience any turbulence, we kindly ask you to remain civil. It's just the JVM eating up all the memory and CPU. Please understand we might have to interrupt our inflight service then. Thank you!

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