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400 - Bed request
401 - This is not your bed
402 - This is a Hotel
403 - You can't sleep now, there are monsters nearby.
404 - Sleep not found
405 - You can't sleep here!
406 - This is a bathtub
407 - I don't know you, get out of my bed
408 - I still can't sleep
409 - I was trying to sleep!
410 - Shouldn't have drunk so much coffee earlier
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418 - You'll experience terrible nightmares of being an uncleaned teapot
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428 - Take off your shoes, damnit!
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451 - Sleeping prohibited by law

@datacop 😄 Yes! ("500 - This bed is broken.")

@nin 500 - internal sleep Error (aka Alptraum)

@nin
411 - You might be too tall for this bed
412 - Take off your shoes
413 - You are too tall for this bed
414 - Your hair is too tall for this bed
415 - We only have beds for humans

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