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…and then Debian bought the rights to Toy Story and made a sequel in Blender just so they could introduce more characters.
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LotR, removed scenes from Moria, pt 2 - implied gross 

Pippin: But why would the orcs leave that huge book, full of missing pages and unreadable passages, besides that hole in the ground?
Aragorn: ... it's better for you to not know.

(later)
Frodo: Gandalf, why did you choose this passage?
Gandalf: The air smells better on this one.

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While falling down that Wikipedia hole I learned that 1) scientists nicknamed the hypothetical ancestral bison they were looking for the "Higgs bison", and 2) modern-day cattle-buffalo hybrids are called "Beefalo"

theconversation.com/how-we-dis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefalo

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Oof, time to filter some hashtags. Have fun everybody but bad music celebration cringefest has never appealed to me.

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Tweaking around with miniircd. For a small server it would be nice to have upper limits on the number of clients and channels, and also at least authentication of the admin so that they could then kick or maybe freeze new clients.

A lot of internet systems just assume that the server has infinite resources, and that you can always keep adding extra resource. But this isn't the case for a single board computer.

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RT @jenshealthde@twitter.com

The German prefix "zer-" is a tiny Terminator.

stören: to disturb
zerstören: to destroy

schlagen: to beat, to hit
zerschlagen: to destroy

legen: to lay
zerlegen: to destroy

setzen: to sit
zersetzen: to destroy*

drücken: to press
zerdrücken: to destroy*

Zerjoy our language!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jenshealthde/status/1393938149731180545
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2000: "in a few years the problem of malware will be eradicated by smart OS integrity controls and trusted executables"

2021: "to prevent damage install Russian keyboard!"

What has gone wrong?🤦‍♂️

P.S.

2030: "uninstall Russian keyboard as it's being used as a ransomware vector"

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RT @RealRomanWagner@twitter.com

1985: „Wir werden in der Zukunft Menschen auf Hoverboards sehen.“

2021:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RealRomanWagner/st

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RT @jonoabroad@twitter.com

I would like to submit a RFC to consider a new HTTP response status.

I give you the 469 - The go fuck yourself status.

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Superhero comics be like:

Issue #65 – the hero saves a long-suffering civilian kid from death by utter despair and has a touching scene of the kid feeling hope for the first time.

Issue #71 – so anyway, some cosmic cataclysm happened and that entire universe got erased from existence. No survivors except for the hero.

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I don't like the concept that Sundays only have 24 hours. 🧐

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Thermos, gott des zeitversetzten teetrinkens. :teapats:

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BioNTech, a German company, through cooperating with Pfizer, gave the US a highly effective vaccine. Janssen, a Dutch/Belgian Company another. And how did the US react? By hoarding, by not exporting. And now they demand the TRIPS Waiver. While STILL hoarding and blocking exports.

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