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How to Pack an Overnight Bag for a Stay at Your Boyfriend's House

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I think if we really want more secure programs we need access to security features more convenient.

I know my application should never have to write to the file system and I'm pretty sure operating systems have mechanisms for that. Please give me convenient access to those. From what I've seen, flatpack seems pretty good at that. But cross platform.

Or sandboxing APIs, for when I want to work with untrusted paths. Give me the chance to not make mistakes.

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Lammwolle, englisch: Lambswool, ist ein Zeuch, welcher in Westindien gemacht wird.

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People are complaining that node.js projects have too many dependencies. So I will download all npm packages, pack them into one, and upload that.

Maybe there should also be a package that contains all versions of all packages?

Including itself :P

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Anstelle der Tütensuppe können auch Wasser und Salz vermischt und abgeschmeckt.

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Tauben fliegen im Schlaraffenland bekanntlich gebraten herum und gelten dem empfindlichen Magen ebenfalls für schwerverdaulich.

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Was bekommt man, wenn man einen Oktopus mit einem Hund kreuzt? 

Post von der Ethikkommission 😁

I am trained in the ancient ways. They stopped using them, because they kinda sucked.

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Getting very close to what I want.

Prompt: "A round, fuzzy ball with a cat face and little feet at its side"

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Why is it called cmake if it doesn't make C and exits with an error?

I'm trying to get DALLE2 to draw me a perfectly spherical cat and it's surprisingly difficult.

Here is the best one so far.

Any suggestions for good prompts?

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