Flight attendant: Is there a pilot onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a doctor to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's an emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “and what seems to be the problem?" helps
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