Siri has a way to go. No chance my mum is going to appreciate a half 7 wakeup call on a Sunday

RT @thatagile@twitter.com

Remember it's this week, with @sheffieldDevops@twitter.com talking , , and at @skybetsheffield@twitter.com! Get tickets here: bit.ly/2VRRojR 🎟️

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/thatagile/status/1

RT @colinjones@twitter.com

β€œWhat I’m saying is the planet’s on fucking fire” - @BillNye@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/colinjones/status/

Enjoyed watching @_tmus@twitter.com talking about his learning experience at @GolangSheffield@twitter.com tonight

RT @mattcarthy@twitter.com

So, I was wondering why the battery on my laptop was running down every time I left it at home.
Turns out the kids have been using my election leaflets to get through the facial recognition lock...
I’m not sure whether to be proud by the wit or concerned by the sneakiness?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/mattcarthy/status/

If you like this, check out @imArthurTV@twitter.com and his series of Airline UK freakouts

RT @vascuIum@twitter.com

was watching airline and JUSTLISTEN to what this man says about his delayed flight

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/vascuIum/status/11

RT @openbsd@twitter.com

Here's our new sysupgrade utility in action: a fully unattended snapshot upgrade with just one command. man.openbsd.org/sysupgrade

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/openbsd/status/112

I feel like this is the beginning of a crypto example scenario

Come on @AldiUK@twitter.com, it’s 2019. Childcare isn’t just for mums.
aldi.co.uk/babybj%C3%B6rn-baby CC: @thedadsnet@twitter.com

RT @hackerfantastic@twitter.com

Hackers (1995) alternative ending (directors cut).

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hackerfantastic/st

RT @shanselman@twitter.com

Journalist writing about coders: "To the untrained eye, the code is just a jumbled mess of letters, numbers and symbols. But to a coder, each line is clear. She knows and understands every digit and dot in the same way a pianist would read a page of musical notes."

Actual Coder:

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/shanselman/status/

RT @tinymakesthings@twitter.com

Thanks for 3k y'all πŸ€—πŸŽ‰ To celebrate, I'm doing a giveaway!

β™‘ Winner will receive a burger keycap (goes on a mechanical keyboard)
β™‘ Like & RT this post for 1 entry
OR
β™‘ Tag a friend + comment for 1 entry (can do both for 2)
β™‘ Be a follower
β™‘ Ends 4/11 at 11am PST

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/tinymakesthings/st

RT @ahmetb@twitter.com

πŸ‘ŸGoogle launches β€œCloud Run”.

It’s the serverless containers-as-a-service you’ve been waiting for.

With a β€œsingle commandβ€œ, you will go from a container image to:
πŸš€ a fully-managed autoscaling app
🌍 running on a public domain name
πŸ” with a Let's Encrypt TLS certificate.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ahmetb/status/1115

Just waiting for my Apple Card to make me go crazy and start trying to kill people

Thread πŸ‘Œ

RT @doodlyroses@twitter.com

The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/doodlyroses/status

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chaos.social

chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
chaos.social is a small Mastodon instance for and by the Chaos community surrounding the Chaos Computer Club. We provide a small community space - Be excellent to each other, and have a look at what that means around here.
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