RT @erinfranmc@twitter.com

expect(umbrellaOpens).toBe(true)

tests: 1 passed, 1 total

**all tests passed**

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/erinfranmc/status/

10! Basic bitch

RT @Da1nOnlyCMart@twitter.com

What's yall score? I barely made it to "Basic" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Da1nOnlyCMart/stat

"Blips, glitches, and log noise" or as I call it "customer impact" ๐Ÿ™„

RT @OurCowMolly@twitter.com

History in the making tonight !, glass bottles labelled dated & with a barcode, no excuse for any supermarket now not to offer an alternative to single use plastic. @granthamcsf@twitter.com @HughFW@twitter.com @RachaelRothman@twitter.com @pvcryan@twitter.com @dunkie_c@twitter.com @NFU_Dairy@twitter.com

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/OurCowMolly/status

Had no idea @coopuk@twitter.com was in partnership with homophobes @SalvArmyIHQ@twitter.com ๐Ÿคฎ

Fire at CEX or just someone vaping out of control? I never can tell... ๐Ÿ”ฅ

That's 19.5k hours per song! I blame the random wmv files I have...

โ€quebec-tullโ€ donโ€™t @ me

RT @danielepolencic@twitter.com

It's pronounced "cube c-t-l"

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/danielepolencic/st

them: we need a store for session data, 6โ€”24 hours
me: ok here is a redis cluster appropriately-sized
*months elapse*
them: actually we need it to be persistent and kept for at least a year
me:

Awesome. Speaking of doing things by half, yes weโ€™re hiring, etc. See skybetcareers.com for roles. Thus ends your monthly recruitment drive from me ๐Ÿ‘‹

RT @GlennPegden@twitter.com

Wow! The @SkyBetCareers@twitter.com recruitment team don't do things by half, do they!

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/GlennPegden/status

I have no confidence in whatever algorithms @Meetup@twitter.com use to match me to new meetups

Happy Fatherโ€™s Day to all the dads out there. Youโ€™re doing great. My dad could still beat up your dad though

col1: how do you want me to send this secret?
me: PGP is a wonderful thing
col2: eh, it's pretty good
me:

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chaos.social

chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
chaos.social is a small Mastodon instance for and by the Chaos community surrounding the Chaos Computer Club. We provide a small community space - Be excellent to each other, and have a look at what that means around here.
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