RT @LONAP@twitter.com

With all of this ⚽ tonight, we've just surpassed half a terabit of total traffic. Previous peak was 443G.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LONAP/status/12023

Bus driver counting change and printing ticket:

My brain: nearly done, remember to say cheers, or ta, either is fine. He’s finishing up now, here’s your ticket, which one are you gonna choose?

Me: chaaars

My brain: what a twat

Can anyone who knows Alexa stuff tell me why a custom skill I created doesn’t appear as available to use in a routine? Nothing I’ve read suggests that dev skills aren’t usable

RT @PrincenAlice@twitter.com

I built a Welsh password generator this afternoon, and it's creating some wonderfully long passwords


🐦🔗: twitter.com/PrincenAlice/statu

Used @Mapbox@twitter.com for a little project this evening; it’s really, _really_ nice and easy to tweak

May regret tweeting this seeing as it's already been XSS'd by a colleague, but I had a bit of fun this afternoon at work


My dad has started using Instagram, and just sends the word “Instagram” to our family group chat when he’s posted something 😂

Flight attendant: Is there a pilot onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a doctor to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's an emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “and what seems to be the problem?" helps

RT @xdesro@twitter.com

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a CSS developer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “display: grid;" helps

🐦🔗: twitter.com/xdesro/status/1199

RT @alvrod@twitter.com

if there is one key devops learning, it's "whatever hurts you, the solution is to do it more often"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/alvrod/status/1199

RT @waldojaquith@twitter.com

Twenty years ago, we didn't have DevOps, but we *did* have the ability to NFS mount our web server's /var/www/ on our desktops so that we could edit prod directly, which was the next best thing and also the opposite of DevOps.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/waldojaquith/statu

RT @MKupperman@twitter.com

Okay. What I don't get is, is dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from your amusement park actually illegal? Just because some teenagers and a dog say so?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MKupperman/status/

RT @maediocre@twitter.com

This is my absolute favourite wholesome meme template.

Guys, reach out to your friends if you’re having a tough one. 💜

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maediocre/status/1

RT @ianmiell@twitter.com

OH: 'docker was supposed to make life easier for devs, but then infra people saw that they were having too much fun and invented k8s to redress the balance'

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ianmiell/status/11

RT @dotMudge@twitter.com

A story...

Back in the l0pht days, I ran/configured/maintained the Unix system that was “the L0pht”.

Here are the tricks, and here’s how it was attacked...

1/N twitter.com/thegrugq/status/11

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dotMudge/status/11

It’s funny because it’s actually httpd on OpenBSD anyway

RT @YorkshireCop@twitter.com

I've been to two suicides in the last two shifts.
Both men. Both under 40. Both leave behind young children.
For Christ sake fellas, talk to someone. Anyone.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/YorkshireCop/statu

RT @Holbornlolz@twitter.com

Iranian Govt has just turned off the Internet in Iran because it can.

Now, about that offer from Corbyn.....

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status

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