With all of this ⚽ tonight, we've just surpassed half a terabit of total traffic. Previous peak was 443G.
I built a Welsh password generator this afternoon, and it's creating some wonderfully long passwords
May regret tweeting this seeing as it's already been XSS'd by a colleague, but I had a bit of fun this afternoon at work
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a CSS developer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “display: grid;" helps
if there is one key devops learning, it's "whatever hurts you, the solution is to do it more often"
Twenty years ago, we didn't have DevOps, but we *did* have the ability to NFS mount our web server's /var/www/ on our desktops so that we could edit prod directly, which was the next best thing and also the opposite of DevOps.
Okay. What I don't get is, is dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from your amusement park actually illegal? Just because some teenagers and a dog say so?
@celesteh that is a brilliant bot, thank you
This is my absolute favourite wholesome meme template.
Guys, reach out to your friends if you’re having a tough one. 💜
OH: 'docker was supposed to make life easier for devs, but then infra people saw that they were having too much fun and invented k8s to redress the balance'
Back in the l0pht days, I ran/configured/maintained the Unix system that was “the L0pht”.
Here are the tricks, and here’s how it was attacked...
Happy #InternationalMensDay you wonderful bunch
I've been to two suicides in the last two shifts.
Both men. Both under 40. Both leave behind young children.
For Christ sake fellas, talk to someone. Anyone.
Iranian Govt has just turned off the Internet in Iran because it can.
Now, about that offer from Corbyn.....
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