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Fire at CEX or just someone vaping out of control? I never can tell... 🔥

So my zipit z2 arrived, slight delay in that I forgot I don’t have a miniSD to SD adapter to write boot media any more, so that’s on order 🤞

RT @mattklein123@twitter.com

A thread on "service meshes" and distributed system software complexity in general. Buckle up!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mattklein123/statu

RT @SBGTechTeam@twitter.com

Wednesday at sees SBG's @andyburgin@twitter.com talking about our Devops transformation, specifically how the Container Platform Squad took from proof of concept to platform of choice 💪 Best of luck Andy! twitter.com/andyburgin/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SBGTechTeam/status

That's 19.5k hours per song! I blame the random wmv files I have...

grep -ive “if it's from the .* region” twitter.txt

When you see that militant vegan you know with a cigarette 🤭

”quebec-tull” don’t @ me

RT @danielepolencic@twitter.com

It's pronounced "cube c-t-l"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/danielepolencic/st

them: we need a store for session data, 6—24 hours
me: ok here is a redis cluster appropriately-sized
*months elapse*
them: actually we need it to be persistent and kept for at least a year
me:

RT @Raenadaya@twitter.com

Trying to prove a point to my parents:

Like if you've met amazing friends online that didnt turn out to be creeps or stalkers.
RT if you've met them in person and they were exactly who they said they were.

Bonus: comment how much time you've been in an online community

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Raenadaya/status/1

Awesome. Speaking of doing things by half, yes we’re hiring, etc. See skybetcareers.com for roles. Thus ends your monthly recruitment drive from me 👋

RT @GlennPegden@twitter.com

Wow! The @SkyBetCareers@twitter.com recruitment team don't do things by half, do they!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GlennPegden/status

RT @rakshesha@twitter.com

hi! i'm offering FREE Kubernetes consulting for all early-stage startups!

Download my FREE intro guide a PDF that just says YOU DON'T NEED KUBERNETES YET in 200pt font.

I am also happy to do a video consult, during which I will yell that repeatedly at whoever you like!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/rakshesha/status/1

I have no confidence in whatever algorithms @Meetup@twitter.com use to match me to new meetups

:party-everything:

RT @lhochstein@twitter.com

I suspect you can learn a lot about an internal corporate culture by the custom Slack emojis in widespread use there.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lhochstein/status/

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. You’re doing great. My dad could still beat up your dad though

I am ols, God of the day that I love ya*

*I can’t ever remember writing the word “ya”

RT @Arnavon@twitter.com

Write "I am [your name], God of -" and let predictive text finish your sentence!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Arnavon/status/113

RT @JK1440@twitter.com

I'm working on a file called `saml.yaml`. It's like something out of Dr Seuss.

"That `saml.yaml`, that `saml.yaml`. I do not like that `saml.yaml`."

"Do you like `greeneggsand.haml`?"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JK1440/status/1138

Can we stop referring to experimenting with Class A drugs as a "normal life experience"?

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chaos.social

chaos.social - because anarchy is much more fun with friends.
chaos.social is a small Mastodon instance for and by the Chaos community surrounding the Chaos Computer Club. We provide a small community space - Be excellent to each other, and have a look at what that means around here.
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The primary instance languages are German and English.