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Oh you think you’re pretty cultured, huh? Well answer me this: have you ever eaten a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle mixed with crushed Chilli Heatwave Doritos and broken up Peperami Firestick?

You've heard of GOOD questions. I prefer to ask CRAP questions:

❓Context
🛠️Remediation
🤔Assumption
👨‍💻Proof

RT @erinfranmc@twitter.com

expect(umbrellaOpens).toBe(true)

tests: 1 passed, 1 total

**all tests passed**

🐦🔗: twitter.com/erinfranmc/status/

RT @ReinH@twitter.com

TIL about brew install progress! Finally, a progress bar for tar (and other coreutils processes) that actually works!

tar czf out.tgz in | progress -wmp $!

I use a global alias for it, `alias -g PROGRESS='| progress -wmp $!`', so I can

tar czf out.tgz in PROGRESS

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ReinH/status/11504

RT @MonicaLewinsky@twitter.com

@AdamMGrant@twitter.com an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/sta

Fantastic outage report, an example of how it should be done. Transparency is key. Make things open, it makes them better, etc.

blog.cloudflare.com/details-of

When does twitter clean up suspended accounts? One has been suspended for years and I am after the username :(

RT @jaymaymo@twitter.com

Let me tell you how to ACTUALLY spot a “10x engineer” (fuckin THREAD)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jaymaymo/status/11

10! Basic bitch

RT @Da1nOnlyCMart@twitter.com

What's yall score? I barely made it to "Basic" 😂😂😂

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Da1nOnlyCMart/stat

Another @Steel_Con@twitter.com, another reminder that green on black terminal screenshots do not work on a projector 🤓

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needed to do this quickly for testing some things at work, figured some people might find it useful too.

here's a quick script i threw together that creates a Debian chroot: pastebin.com/i3dzL8Mu

installs debootstrap when necessary, installs Debian via debootstrap to the selected directory when necessary, and logs you in automatically if that directory + chroot already exists.

it's definitely *not* perfect as I literally threw it together just now, but works pretty well so far

ols < I'll just quickly install Dancer2
<time elapses>
💀 < CPAN will surely finish soon

Steelcon this weekend, so just rewatching my favourite talk from @paperghost

youtu.be/-0fZGDC-pGI

I need someone to talk me out of buying a Twizy, like now

"Blips, glitches, and log noise" or as I call it "customer impact" 🙄

Can’t find my wedding ring this morning. First time in ~7 years of marriage I haven’t worn in and it’s thrown me all outta whack

What custom CSS and JS are people using for their Mastodon instances (as users not administrators)? Any nice tweaks?

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