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v8n
abbr • /veɪt(ə)n/

Abbreviation of the phrase “views my own”, or the longer form “opinions my own and not those of employers past, present, or future”, because who has that many free characters in their bio?

Urgh imagine that, has to be for me

RT @mackwage@twitter.com

Stop complaining about your life; there are literally people who run Linux on the desktop.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mackwage/status/11

I went to , learned lots, and wrote a blog post

A quote from someone who reviewed the blog: "I now have a billion tabs open that I need to find time to read!!"; if you like extra reading material from a blog, then get comfy

sbg.technology/2019/09/17/chao

I’m sure the organisers of @sheffieldDevops@twitter.com are hoping it’s not just me prattling on about Chaos for 2 hours (though I will 😂)

RT @sheffieldDevops@twitter.com

If you have interesting experiences with Chaos or Resilience Engineering and can talk about it, 40 min talk or even a 10 min lightning talk, get in touch to be part of our SheffieldDevops Chaos Special 😈🔥

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sheffieldDevops/st

RT @varcharr@twitter.com

Chaos engineering, a thread.

Y'all chose chaos engineering as a thread topic, so here it is!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/varcharr/status/11

“kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games”
- Ted Denslow, Billionaire

I think there’s a sitcom being filmed next to me on the train. Either that or there really are old men who complain about loud music, acid rock, online mortgages, blue jeans, upper-age-limits on hire cars, tank tops, and collarless shirts.

BREAKING NEWS: "Devops Engineer" actually means "Devops Evangelist/Platform Engineer". Come at me with that bs job title 😂

RT @jennyjmar@twitter.com

LOVE @mipsytipsy@twitter.com’s analogy about ops & testing in production. ‘We’ve been so protective, it’s like we’ve built a glass house. We should’ve built a playground.... Sure, we don’t want our kids to go kill themselves, but go ahead eat some mud. That’s fine’ 🤣

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jennyjmar/status/1

Something obviously tickled me here...

RT @GunnarGrosch@twitter.com

Time for lightning talks at !

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GunnarGrosch/statu

Report "Extended work availability and its relation with start-of-day mood and cortisol." as referenced in my lightning talk at
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/262369

“Readiness to handle failure (or the unknown) is feature zero” @ovhall@twitter.com 👏

RT @jkup@twitter.com

How much Yiddish is "too much" in the modern office?

Asking for a mensch.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jkup/status/117183

Realised I never fixed this when I changed twitter handles... oops!

RT @s0md3v@twitter.com

Learn Regex in 4 tweets :)

cat matches cat
ca+t matches caaaaaaaaaaaat but not ct
ca*t matches caaaaaaaaaaaat and also ct
ca{2,4} matches caat, caaat and caaaat
c(at)+ matches catatatatatat
c(at|orn) matches cat and corn
c[ea] matches cat and cet
c[ea]+ matches caaaat and ceeet

🐦🔗: twitter.com/s0md3v/status/1171

OH on the train: “I know we’re not a charity, but why aren’t we able to access charity fares for train tickets? There’s a big saving”

RT @masterbates223@twitter.com

Hi @Morrisons@twitter.com, my Nan is 93 + still physically fit to shop on her own in your store, today while in your St Helens Baxters Ln store, she accidentally left without paying for an item + now she's scared to return to pay for it incase, her words, you arrest her, what can we do plz?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/masterbates223/sta

Nice

RT @year_progress@twitter.com

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 69%

🐦🔗: twitter.com/year_progress/stat

And The Wedding Singer Broadway album 👌

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