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OpenBSD obviously 🐡

RT @pry0cc@twitter.com

If you had to use one operating system for the rest of your life, what would you pick?

I already know my answer 😜

Retweet!!! 🔥🔥

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pry0cc/status/1206

RT @SCSupertram@twitter.com

We are unfortunately unable to run any Tram/Train services until further notice.This follows advice by the manufacturer,Stadler,that we need to temporarily withdraw the fleet. A further update will be provided as soon as we have been updated by Stadler.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SCSupertram/status

15+ years

RT @kiyamonnai@twitter.com

**RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGE**
Post your 1st EVER picture with your boyfriend/ girlfriend, husband/wife & your most recent one. Whether it’s weeks apart or years apart. Let’s see the difference!❤

Freshman year of college and now 😍

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kiyamonnai/status/

“Your decisions have led you here. Your dæmon is the gecko. You are intelligent and very intuitive. You have an innate ability to read people, their motives and feelings. You have a dry sense of humour and strong moral compass. You will always do the right thing.”

I journeyed through the world of and discovered my daemon is a gecko! You can find out what your daemon is too by clicking below. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54

Team work makes the dream work

RT @_tmus@twitter.com

Released v1.1.0 of Gostalt Validate, which now supports REAL email validation thanks to the help of @heyitsols@twitter.com 🎉

github.com/gostalt/validate/re

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_tmus/status/12057

RT @LONAP@twitter.com

With all of this ⚽ tonight, we've just surpassed half a terabit of total traffic. Previous peak was 443G.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LONAP/status/12023

Bus driver counting change and printing ticket:

My brain: nearly done, remember to say cheers, or ta, either is fine. He’s finishing up now, here’s your ticket, which one are you gonna choose?

Me: chaaars

My brain: what a twat

Can anyone who knows Alexa stuff tell me why a custom skill I created doesn’t appear as available to use in a routine? Nothing I’ve read suggests that dev skills aren’t usable

RT @PrincenAlice@twitter.com

I built a Welsh password generator this afternoon, and it's creating some wonderfully long passwords

welshpassword.wheresalice.info

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PrincenAlice/statu

Used @Mapbox@twitter.com for a little project this evening; it’s really, _really_ nice and easy to tweak

May regret tweeting this seeing as it's already been XSS'd by a colleague, but I had a bit of fun this afternoon at work

passwordsecuritytest.com/

My dad has started using Instagram, and just sends the word “Instagram” to our family group chat when he’s posted something 😂

Flight attendant: Is there a pilot onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a doctor to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's an emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “and what seems to be the problem?" helps

RT @xdesro@twitter.com

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a CSS developer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “display: grid;" helps

🐦🔗: twitter.com/xdesro/status/1199

RT @alvrod@twitter.com

if there is one key devops learning, it's "whatever hurts you, the solution is to do it more often"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/alvrod/status/1199

RT @waldojaquith@twitter.com

Twenty years ago, we didn't have DevOps, but we *did* have the ability to NFS mount our web server's /var/www/ on our desktops so that we could edit prod directly, which was the next best thing and also the opposite of DevOps.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/waldojaquith/statu

RT @MKupperman@twitter.com

Okay. What I don't get is, is dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from your amusement park actually illegal? Just because some teenagers and a dog say so?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MKupperman/status/

RT @maediocre@twitter.com

This is my absolute favourite wholesome meme template.

Guys, reach out to your friends if you’re having a tough one. 💜

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maediocre/status/1

RT @ianmiell@twitter.com

OH: 'docker was supposed to make life easier for devs, but then infra people saw that they were having too much fun and invented k8s to redress the balance'

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ianmiell/status/11

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