a real product!!
#Monopoly for #millennials.
Forget real estate. You can't afford it anyway.
#lateStageCapitalism
@bonzoesc
obvious plant?
@pinkprius they do a bunch of fake product photoshops https://www.instagram.com/obviousplant/
@pinkprius I hope if any millennials get this they disown whatever boomer got it for 'em
@bonzoesc exactly my thought.
Such a boomer gift.
@pinkprius imagine how cringey it was for the millennial that had a manager hovering over their shoulder the whole time they were designing the box and board art
@bonzoesc I don't think this was made by millennials at all. Look at the cringey text and play system.
@pinkprius I refuse lmao
@pinkprius @bonzoesc "Age Range: 8 to 98 years"
@pinkprius actually closer in message to the original game design than the actual game. :D
@pinkprius
So it's basically the same game except every property now costs 100 times as much but the amount of cash you get is the same?
@ialika_lifina @pinkprius
And money is no longer the goal. "Experience points" is. Gotta work yourself to death with unpaid internships, apparently.
dizzy elise 
@ialika_lifina @pinkprius passing go gives 20 instead of 200 lmao
@pinkprius your social awareness and crippling poverty is so #fleek!
@pinkprius millennial monopoly is getting someone with the regular copy to stab you in the throat
@pinkprius The capitalist-est game is being sold as a commodity specifically targeting those who are most jaded by capitalism as their audience.
@pinkprius
Sad truth: Over the centuries, the people who own properties are STILL the ones in power, controlling those who don't.
@pinkprius it was actually the point of the game to demonstrate the evils of capitalism.
Except, people love it.
@pinkprius This is just so meta that this exists and is a product.
@pinkprius I can't find the "obvious plant" logo where is it