#jeffbezos vs. a dragon.
#latestagecapitalism
@pinkprius Honestly. How else am I supposed to feed my family but to devour all your cows, and amass vast swathes of treasure?
@pinkprius gently: I suspect the workers in amazon shipping centers might not think the difference is that big.
@pinkprius Bezos *is* a mythological dragon, in any case. He doesn't take virgins, but he takes slaves for his own enrichment, which he heaps up and plays with.
@pinkprius the secret is jeff bezos is also a menace and would eat all our cows if he could