die waschmaschine ist während nur einer wäsche um 10 cm nach vorn gewandert und ich glaube wir sollten mal reden wo sie sich in fünf jahren sieht

Please, if you have a bot, make it post in unlisted rather than in public. There is so many bots posting in public now that the federated timeline is becoming unusable.
I don’t usually ask that, but can you boost this to spread awareness?

It is illegal to boost this post 

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Urgent advice needed, Germany, COVID-19, boosts (+++) 

My friend (mentioned in the thread below) had a layover in Frankfurt. During the layover she tested positive for COVID-19. She had to reschedule her flight to Namibia, and was admitted to a hospital for treatment.

She is no longer in need of urgent medical care, and so will be released from the hospital soon. Due to the looming lockdown and her positive test result it doesn't look like she will have anywhere to stay for the remainder of her quarantine period (at least 10 more days).

Are there any facilities in or around Frankfurt set up for patients who test positive for COVID-19? English language searches don't yield much, and advice from someone who knows the local situation better at the moment is urgently needed.

She has already contacted the US embassy, who weren't able to offer much assistance.

Advice from someone who knows the situation better needed urgently! Boosts highly appreciated.

Original Post: todon.nl/@lib/1049895470834508

shitpost 

Eine f-Nummer kommt selten allein.

STECK DIR DEIN REGAL DOCH SONST WO HIN!

Bin am Debuggen eines Vue.js-Projekts. Plötzlich geht ein Drucken-Dialog in meinem Browser auf.

Ich so: WTF!?

Denke kurz nach â€¦

Schaue in den Code â€¦

Jo, da steht print(…) statt console.log(…). 🤦‍♂️

Ein Python- und ein JS-Projekt gleichzeitig zu bearbeiten ist tückisch. 😂

Der @blocktrron@twitter.com legt sich beim Videotelefonieren einen NanoPI R2S auf den Kopf:
“Ich hab nen Router auf dem Kopf, ich bin ein WLAN!”

Nein, wir sind nicht total durch.

python3 -c 'print(f"{72:c}{14:l<3x}o {87:c}or{13:l>2x}!")'

*wirft Perlen vor die Pythons und kichert irre*

hear me out for a second

what if ssh-keygen had a cool gui and keygen music

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