Excuse me but "Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it" has got to be the best take.

@rixx that is incredible

favourite is probably him denying the existence of germany

@troubleMoney @rixx I liked the part where he tasered a bear because it had too much electricity in the blood. Pretty good metaphor for Facebook.

@rixx This is amazing! Actually makes me wish - some politicians were interviewed the same way....

@rixx @dredmorbius “Is anything ever secure? Is anything ever secret? Guess what? The answer is a clear maybe. Or maybe not.”


"What would you do if someone presented you with irrefutable evidence that Facebook is bad for the world?

Here is what I can assure you: if you think Facebook is a force for Facebook, you will be curated offline and our friends will help you remove bad speech from your preferences."


is zuckerbot threatening to room 101 me?

@rixx I'm laughing so hard at this. It is absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣

/cc @TheGibson

@rixx I feel like the answers to these questions are the most honest any version of Zuck could ever give.

@rixx "I actually believe it is inspiring for everyone to be an entrepreneur. But also for me to be an intermediary between people and the future of the internet."

"A major saying in our little office was that you don’t need a big responsibility to make a power. We can do a full audit of our lives to help build more meaningful social attacks. And that is the way we operate."

wait did they interview the actual zuck or not i cant tell

@rixx Gold! This is how all Mark Zuckerberg interviews should be held: with an AI bot. Amazingly profound and insightful.

@rixx This reminds me of waaay back when that the folx at 'spEak You're bRanes' would collect insane responses to BBC 'Have your say'. Lots of people sounded kinda like that. Here's an example:

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