Excuse me but "Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it" has got to be the best take. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/dec/22/zuckerbot-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-botnik
"What would you do if someone presented you with irrefutable evidence that Facebook is bad for the world?
Here is what I can assure you: if you think Facebook is a force for Facebook, you will be curated offline and our friends will help you remove bad speech from your preferences."
is zuckerbot threatening to room 101 me?
@rixx I feel like the answers to these questions are the most honest any version of Zuck could ever give.
@rixx "I actually believe it is inspiring for everyone to be an entrepreneur. But also for me to be an intermediary between people and the future of the internet."
"A major saying in our little office was that you don’t need a big responsibility to make a power. We can do a full audit of our lives to help build more meaningful social attacks. And that is the way we operate."
wait did they interview the actual zuck or not i cant tell
@rixx Gold! This is how all Mark Zuckerberg interviews should be held: with an AI bot. Amazingly profound and insightful.
@rixx This reminds me of waaay back when that the folx at 'spEak You're bRanes' would collect insane responses to BBC 'Have your say'. Lots of people sounded kinda like that. Here's an example: https://web.archive.org/web/20141230073947/http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2012/02/06/40-watt-bulb/
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