Consider: Hogwarts is full of Missing Stairs.
@rixx Imagine this scene:
Closeup of Harry flying through an endless room in Hogwarts. You can see the flickering of lights upon his face. Heavy Breathing.
"My God, It's Full of Stairs"
(Also, for some reason the sorting Hat insists that: "It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.")
@Blickfeldkurier ding ding ding, you've won the prize for perfect response.
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